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Given the revelation of Colonel Tigh as one of the final five Cylons, it strikes me as highly likely that the version of this model that calls itself John McCain poses an immediate and dire threat to the human race. Obviously its intention to install itself as the commander in chief of the worlds most powerful military force structure is nothing less than an attempt to sequester the population of Earth before the Colonial Fleet is able to arrive.

Once this thing has secured the destruction of the final human holdout world, there is nowhere left for the renegade Colonial Fleet to go, and the copy known as Colonel Saul Tigh will be free to act without hesitation.

This walking toaster must be thrown out the nearest available airlock. So say we all.

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Given the revelation of Colonel Tigh as one of the final five Cylons, it strikes me as highly likely that the version of this model that calls itself John McCain poses an immediate and dire threat to the human race. Obviously its intention to install itself as the commander in chief of the worlds most powerful military force structure is nothing less than an attempt to sequester the population of Earth before the Colonial Fleet is able to arrive.

Once this thing has secured the destruction of the final human holdout world, there is nowhere left for the renegade Colonial Fleet to go, and the copy known as Colonel Saul Tigh will be free to act without hesitation.

This walking toaster must be thrown out the nearest available airlock. So say we all.


Damn!!!! Shocked I did not see that coming!!! At least we know to be more suspicious of our political candidates now.
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They're everywhere man. Shifty



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Why is this not in P&G?

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They're everywhere man. Shifty





Laughing

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Nooooo!!!

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The Governator has endorsed him.

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Nooooo!!!


He looks just like him

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I thought cyclon's wrecked Southern States, not try to get elected by them Question
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I thought cyclon's wrecked Southern States, not try to get elected by them Question

Same thing.

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no politics in the Lounge, srs f**king business, internet[s], blah blah blah...

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no politics in the Lounge, srs f**king business, internet[s], blah blah blah...


Yeah, no made up s**t like politics. We only discuss real life issues like boobs and hot women. Maybe something about pants too.

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pants don't belong in the lounge.


you can ask John Galt, here he is last summer:


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Wow, just... *gets the f**k out*

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Cylon politicians make for better more efficient government anyways.
At least we don't have to fund and waste time on stupid quests pioneered by a hallucinogen-taking woman with terminal cancer.
*votes for the cylon* (It beats rotting on New Caprica too)

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