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JoeBen81
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TheGirlNextDoor wrote: Ragnar Danneskjold wrote: 1%? And how big, exactly, is teh internets?
80 gazillion tubes long.
:lol: Ok, Ted Stevens. |
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californian conservative
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Ek0nomik wrote: That's what they all say.
But i really do, i'm not making up b.s., i would have no reason to lie, its not like i would be embarrased acknowledging i looked at porn. |
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LostSoul3412
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californian conservative wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote: californian conservative wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote: Only 1%?
and my friends have seen all of it.
Yes.... your "friends"...
:shifty:
yes but my friends don't have a girlfriend, I do :wink:
Yes... your "girlfriend"...
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The Grandmaster
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
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Location: West Lafayette, IN
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian. |
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californian conservative
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The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
lol, i hope your smart about it, one of my friends has ruined TWO computers from downloaded so much porn filled with viruses. |
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Zombie3785
Joined: 03 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| It's not 1% of the internet is porn, it's 1% under google search. |
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The Grandmaster
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californian conservative wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
lol, i hope your smart about it, one of my friends has ruined TWO computers from downloaded so much porn filled with viruses.
Oh no my friend, I have nothing to worry about.
I pay for the good stuff. There are no viruses from these sites. Highly reviewed lesbian pay sites FTW! :wink: |
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LostSoul3412
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Zombie3785 wrote: It's not 1% of the internet is porn, it's 1% under google search.
You fool...
Google is t3h interw3bz! |
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californian conservative
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Location: Michigan
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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The Grandmaster wrote: californian conservative wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
lol, i hope your smart about it, one of my friends has ruined TWO computers from downloaded so much porn filled with viruses.
Oh no my friend, I have nothing to worry about.
I pay for the good stuff. There are no viruses from these sites. Highly reviewed lesbian pay sites FTW! :wink:
50 gigs of paid porn? i'm not sure how much that would be but i'm sure it isn't cheap |
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jimmyz
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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The Grandmaster wrote: californian conservative wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
lol, i hope your smart about it, one of my friends has ruined TWO computers from downloaded so much porn filled with viruses.
Oh no my friend, I have nothing to worry about.
I pay for the good stuff. There are no viruses from these sites. Highly reviewed lesbian pay sites FTW! :wink:
?...how many different views can you get excited about until one "beef curtain buffet" looks just like all the others.
If you spent half the time and money on getting a tan or fixing your teeth you might have a "real live red blodded" pretty pink lollypop right in front of you to lick all night long.(not a personal attack,porn sometimes gets the blood flowing)
WTF with ciberlife and what passes for sex and intimacy with you guys...I never will get it. |
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The Grandmaster
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
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jimmyz wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: californian conservative wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
lol, i hope your smart about it, one of my friends has ruined TWO computers from downloaded so much porn filled with viruses.
Oh no my friend, I have nothing to worry about.
I pay for the good stuff. There are no viruses from these sites. Highly reviewed lesbian pay sites FTW! :wink:
?...how many different views can you get excited about until one "beef curtain buffet" looks just like all the others.
If you spent half the time and money on getting a tan or fixing your teeth you might have a "real live red blodded" pretty pink lollypop right in front of you to lick all night long.(not a personal attack,porn sometimes gets the blood flowing)
WTF with ciberlife and what passes for sex and intimacy with you guys...I never will get it.
Oh my no, You're completely right Jimmy, I'm not dissagreeing with you at all. God I'd rather have the real thing, believe me. It's far, far better. I'd give up all my porn for say, 5 lays from a real girl.
But you seen Jimmy...I am a failure with women. I am. I've given up. I realized long ago that...that I'm not going to be happy. I think it's just better to accept that, so I no longer have to suffer the constant dissapointment of failing and feeling like an idiot. If only, if only I could trade this porn in for the real thing, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Ii'll be turning 26 this week Jimmy. It's over man. I missed my chance. They only want **** and dickheads. That's all they want. And all the few others that don't, they are all taken. All of them. My friends are all married or spend their time with their girlfriends. Every girl I see, or talk to, will mention her goddamn boyfriend 30 seconds into the conversation. Every.single.one. At 26, you dont' find someone Jimmy. You live alone until you die. Porn is all I'll have. I am spending time on myself to try to fix it. I work out 4 times a week, and I've gotten pretty big actually. My bench is getting very good, and I should hit 300 in 2007. But it doesn't matter what I do. It's never enough...I am a joke to them..a joke...a farce...Life allowed me to taste the wonderful nector of happiness a few times here and there, then it took it away
So porn, sadly is all I have in this area now Jimmy. That, and the alchohol I need to drink away the screaming of my demons, and the constant feeling of frustration and misery knowing I am missing out on the one thing I want most in life each day I go on. |
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californian conservative
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The Grandmaster wrote: Oh my no, You're completely right Jimmy, I'm not dissagreeing with you at all. God I'd rather have the real thing, believe me. It's far, far better. I'd give up all my porn for say, 5 lays from a real girl.
But you seen Jimmy...I am a failure with women. I am. I've given up. I realized long ago that...that I'm not going to be happy. I think it's just better to accept that, so I no longer have to suffer the constant dissapointment of failing and feeling like an idiot. If only, if only I could trade this porn in for the real thing, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Ii'll be turning 26 this week Jimmy. It's over man. I missed my chance. They only want ***holes and dickheads. That's all they want. And all the few others that don't, they are all taken. All of them. My friends are all married or spend their time with their girlfriends. Every girl I see, or talk to, will mention her goddamn boyfriend 30 seconds into the conversation. Every.single.one. At 26, you dont' find someone Jimmy. You live alone until you die. Porn is all I'll have. I am spending time on myself to try to fix it. I work out 4 times a week, and I've gotten pretty big actually. My bench is getting very good, and I should hit 300 in 2007. But it doesn't matter what I do. It's never enough...I am a joke to them..a joke...a farce...Life allowed me to taste the wonderful nector of happiness a few times here and there, then it took it away
So porn, sadly is all I have in this area now Jimmy. That, and the alchohol I need to drink away the screaming of my demons, and the constant feeling of frustration and misery knowing I am missing out on the one thing I want most in life each day I go on.
No there is still a chance, just become a millionare and you can get plenty of women. |
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Ragnar Danneskjold
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
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The Grandmaster wrote: jimmyz wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: californian conservative wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
lol, i hope your smart about it, one of my friends has ruined TWO computers from downloaded so much porn filled with viruses.
Oh no my friend, I have nothing to worry about.
I pay for the good stuff. There are no viruses from these sites. Highly reviewed lesbian pay sites FTW! :wink:
?...how many different views can you get excited about until one "beef curtain buffet" looks just like all the others.
If you spent half the time and money on getting a tan or fixing your teeth you might have a "real live red blodded" pretty pink lollypop right in front of you to lick all night long.(not a personal attack,porn sometimes gets the blood flowing)
WTF with ciberlife and what passes for sex and intimacy with you guys...I never will get it.
Oh my no, You're completely right Jimmy, I'm not dissagreeing with you at all. God I'd rather have the real thing, believe me. It's far, far better. I'd give up all my porn for say, 5 lays from a real girl.
But you seen Jimmy...I am a failure with women. I am. I've given up. I realized long ago that...that I'm not going to be happy. I think it's just better to accept that, so I no longer have to suffer the constant dissapointment of failing and feeling like an idiot. If only, if only I could trade this porn in for the real thing, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Ii'll be turning 26 this week Jimmy. It's over man. I missed my chance. They only want ***holes and dickheads. That's all they want. And all the few others that don't, they are all taken. All of them. My friends are all married or spend their time with their girlfriends. Every girl I see, or talk to, will mention her goddamn boyfriend 30 seconds into the conversation. Every.single.one. At 26, you dont' find someone Jimmy. You live alone until you die. Porn is all I'll have. I am spending time on myself to try to fix it. I work out 4 times a week, and I've gotten pretty big actually. My bench is getting very good, and I should hit 300 in 2007. But it doesn't matter what I do. It's never enough...I am a joke to them..a joke...a farce...Life allowed me to taste the wonderful nector of happiness a few times here and there, then it took it away
So porn, sadly is all I have in this area now Jimmy. That, and the alchohol I need to drink away the screaming of my demons, and the constant feeling of frustration and misery knowing I am missing out on the one thing I want most in life each day I go on.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 |
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Melchior
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I'm surprised no one's talking about the fact that the government is focusing on Internet pornography yet again.
Quote: Government lawyers introduced the study in court this month as the Justice Department seeks to revive the 1998 Child Online Protection Act
That same law they have been pushing for all this time. |
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Melchior
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| Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
Is that something to brag about? You need some varietah...
But seriously, they say men's response to stimili is 60%, but I can't stand to watch 99% of that stuff, it's nauseating, and what's not nauseating is cheesy.
Illustrations and written stories are better. With stories you can easily skip what you don't like, (with fast-forward I'm still seeing what I don't like... only in fast motion) and anything found nauseating will only be presented in text, not traumatizing visuals.
Oh, and there's the... you know; plot devices and... character development... and stuff. |
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foadi
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| GM, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Just go to a poor country man. Girls will be all over you. Since you're into white and hispanic women, go to some country in Latin America. Like Columbia or Brazil or something. |
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Ek0nomik
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| The.Grandmaster.Sperm.Universe.XXX.DVDrip.XviD-XCiTE |
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foadi
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Melchior wrote: The Grandmaster wrote: I sure as hell have no problem admitting I watch da' porn. I have about 50 gigabytes at last count. Alllll lesbian.
Is that something to brag about? You need some varietah...
But seriously, they say men's response to stimili is 60%, but I can't stand to watch 99% of that stuff, it's nauseating, and what's not nauseating is cheesy.
Illustrations and written stories are better. With stories you can easily skip what you don't like, (with fast-forward I'm still seeing what I don't like... only in fast motion) and anything found nauseating will only be presented in text, not traumatizing visuals.
Oh, and there's the... you know; plot devices and... character development... and stuff.
99% of my porn is pictures |
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foadi
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Melchior wrote: I'm surprised no one's talking about the fact that the government is focusing on Internet pornography yet again.
Quote: Government lawyers introduced the study in court this month as the Justice Department seeks to revive the 1998 Child Online Protection Act
That same law they have been pushing for all this time.
tohse b*****s |
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The Grandmaster
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Ragnar Danneskjold wrote:
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
:lol: Pretty good huh?
Yeah, when I go off...I go off! |
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