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seahawk37
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 34
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:31 pm Post subject: 2028 Election |
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Someone sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally
known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock. (it was endangered way back in 2005)
Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by
January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floridians still don't know how to use a voting machine.
Cracking on both parties, so everyone enjoy! |
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Ragnar Danneskjold
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Posts: 2628
Location: Mulligan's Valley
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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:)
I'v seen it, or something like it, before. |
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Whitefields
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 1153
Location: Soon to be serving in the Japan Tokyo Mission
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Brilliant stuff. It kinda' seems like this is where the country is going, doesn't it? |
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MrLeft
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 265
Location: California
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: 2028 Election |
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seahawk37 wrote: Someone sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally
known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock. (it was endangered way back in 2005)
Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by
January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floridians still don't know how to use a voting machine.
Cracking on both parties, so everyone enjoy!
You left out no american pitcher playing for any team in the playoffs
I like the Jap Camera joke
But I noticed no jokes about Israel, as usual
at least you, CNN and Fox have something in common, seahawk37 |
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good90
Joined: 10 Nov 2004
Posts: 94
Location: Hoosier Country
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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| very funny |
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Nathan
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 46
Location: Florida
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| I am impressed. It is very funny. |
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artk
Joined: 27 Feb 2005
Posts: 1031
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:25 am Post subject: |
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Quote: Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl:
:rofl:
Bur seriously, this is the only one on the list that I don't see happening
:rofl: |
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PricklySponge
Joined: 11 May 2005
Posts: 9239
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:36 am Post subject: |
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artk wrote: Quote: Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl:
:rofl:
Bur seriously, this is the only one on the list that I don't see happening
:rofl:
+1 |
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Ragnar Danneskjold
Joined: 11 Oct 2005
Posts: 2628
Location: Mulligan's Valley
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| Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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PricklySponge wrote: artk wrote: Quote: Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl:
:rofl:
Bur seriously, this is the only one on the list that I don't see happening
:rofl:
+1
Plus One more. |
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Ek0nomik
Joined: 17 Jul 2005
Posts: 2065
Location: La Fleur
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:08 am Post subject: |
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| Hah, hadn't seen that before. That was good. |
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