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MrLeft
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Location: California
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| Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject: SCHEDULE FOR 2008 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION |
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7:00 PM Opening burning of the constitution
7:15 PM Pledge of allegiance to one nation, under the one and only true Christian God
7:30 PM Tribute to David Duke by Trent Lott
7:45 PM Bible Reading of Matthew 9:11, Mark 9:11, Luke 9:11 and John 9:11 by Condi Rice
8:00 PM Ceremonial shooting of the doves by Dick Cheney
8:15 PM Gay bashing - Rev. Ted Haggard presiding
8:30 PM Katherine Harris demonstrates the application of cosmetics
8:35 PM Super slow motion Video of Saddam's hanging; Saddam's face morphs into Hilary
9:00 PM Keynote speech : "You can win, and I can arrange it" by Jack Abramoff (introduced by Tom Delay)
9:15 PM Impersonations of sick people - performed by Rush Limbaugh
9:20 PM Collection to benefit Ahmed Chalabi's search for Weapons of mass destruction
9:30 PM Unveiling of plan to rescue embryos from invitro clinics - Pat Robertson
9:40 PM "Avoid military service then, act like a military man now" - an array of neo-cons
9:45 PM Mark Foley gets "paged"
9:50 PM Fox News receives the Unbiased Truth Award - Presented by Ann Coulter
9:55 PM "The Moral Value of Wife Dumping" - Newt Gingrich
10:00 PM "How voting for Democrats aids gay, atheistic, anti-gun, gun-toting Islamofascist terrorists" by Karl Rove
10:15 PM Nomination of Bush III (Jeb) by Bush I and Bush II
10:30 PM Honorary doctorate in Christian Theology awarded to Bill O'Reilly by Bob Jones University
10:45 PM "Maybe I should have invaded Iran instead, but I was only off by one letter" - Dubya
10:50 PM "We don't torture. And even if we did, I'm no longer responsible" - Don Rumsfeld
11:00 PM Coronation of Bush III
11:05 PM Vienna Boys Choir sings closing hymn, "The Angry American"
11:15 PM Mark Foley drives the Vienna Boys Choir back to their hotel |
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Wyatt Earp
Joined: 03 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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The best form of flattery is a copycat....................
please oh please wake me when the Democrats have something original to say. |
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good90
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Location: Hoosier Country
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Funny, but republicans are not the only one with problems. Really funny, though! |
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Rankor and Pissing
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| I didn't see "drop kick a hippy" anywhere in your list. Is this a joke list? cuz I'm sure drop kick a hippy would be on any GOP 2008 list of ANYTHING. |
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agentkgb
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Rankor and Pissing wrote: I didn't see "drop kick a hippy" anywhere in your list. Is this a joke list? cuz I'm sure drop kick a hippy would be on any GOP 2008 list of ANYTHING.
They do it periodically throughout the day, everyone knows that it will happen so there was no reason to put it on the agenda because it's a given. |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Political humor people. There's a similiar list about Dems.. just let it go... it's not worth having an aneurysm over. |
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The Newb
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agentkgb wrote: Rankor and Pissing wrote: I didn't see "drop kick a hippy" anywhere in your list. Is this a joke list? cuz I'm sure drop kick a hippy would be on any GOP 2008 list of ANYTHING.
They do it periodically throughout the day, everyone knows that it will happen so there was no reason to put it on the agenda because it's a given.
should it be any other way? |
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agentkgb
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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The Newb wrote: agentkgb wrote: Rankor and Pissing wrote: I didn't see "drop kick a hippy" anywhere in your list. Is this a joke list? cuz I'm sure drop kick a hippy would be on any GOP 2008 list of ANYTHING.
They do it periodically throughout the day, everyone knows that it will happen so there was no reason to put it on the agenda because it's a given.
should it be any other way?
I would imagine the hippies would think so. |
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The Newb
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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agentkgb wrote: The Newb wrote: agentkgb wrote: Rankor and Pissing wrote: I didn't see "drop kick a hippy" anywhere in your list. Is this a joke list? cuz I'm sure drop kick a hippy would be on any GOP 2008 list of ANYTHING.
They do it periodically throughout the day, everyone knows that it will happen so there was no reason to put it on the agenda because it's a given.
should it be any other way?
I would imagine the hippies would think so.
nah they are too busy undermining the gov, and anything logical |
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