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xsuite



Joined: 02 Mar 2006
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:57 pm    Post subject: Oh Rats!! Carpal Tunnel Of Love  

Two things.

1) Im a guitarist. Recently when playing i get a pain in my midlower forearm while rockin out. I think it could be carpal tunnel or tendonitis.
If anyone has any remedies, i cant live like this!!!!! Please help me, ill get booted from my band if it dont improve!


2) Fall out boy released their first single off their new album coming in february, titled Infinity On High. The trak is titled, ironically, carpal tunnel of love. Heres the link via Absolutepunk.net

http://ia311516.us.archive.org/3/items/fallout_boy/Carpal_Tunnel_of_Love.mp3
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LostSoul3412



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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh Rats!! Carpal Tunnel Of Love  

xsuite wrote: Two things.

1) Im a guitarist. Recently when playing i get a pain in my midlower forearm while rockin out. I think it could be carpal tunnel or tendonitis.
If anyone has any remedies, i cant live like this!!!!! Please help me, ill get booted from my band if it dont improve!

Stop masturbating.

If that doesn't work, stab yourself in the eye. Guaranteed that you'll forget all about your arm.


xsuite wrote: 2) Fall out boy released their first single off their new album coming in february, titled Infinity On High. The trak is titled, ironically, carpal tunnel of love. Heres the link via Absolutepunk.net

http://ia311516.us.archive.org/3/items/fallout_boy/Carpal_Tunnel_of_Love.mp3

Better than "carnal tunnel of love".

:shifty:
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xsuite



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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh Rats!! Carpal Tunnel Of Love  

LostSoul3412 wrote: xsuite wrote: Two things.

1) Im a guitarist. Recently when playing i get a pain in my midlower forearm while rockin out. I think it could be carpal tunnel or tendonitis.
If anyone has any remedies, i cant live like this!!!!! Please help me, ill get booted from my band if it dont improve!

Stop masturbating.

If that doesn't work, stab yourself in the eye. Guaranteed that you'll forget all about your arm.
:shifty:

Ok i dont wank off lol. Ive got the real thing on speed dial ok. Second of all i dont want to stab myself in the eye thank you. Any other ways?
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bob.appleyard



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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:27 pm    Post subject:  

Wear an arm brace, like Jonny Greenwood. Ask your doctor ... oh, you have to pay for that over there, don't you? Oh well, grin and bear it!
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The Comrade



Joined: 16 Jul 2006
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject:  

fall out boy is lame.
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spearsy23



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Location: Fulton, Ks

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh Rats!! Carpal Tunnel Of Love  

xsuite wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote: xsuite wrote: Two things.

1) Im a guitarist. Recently when playing i get a pain in my midlower forearm while rockin out. I think it could be carpal tunnel or tendonitis.
If anyone has any remedies, i cant live like this!!!!! Please help me, ill get booted from my band if it dont improve!

Stop masturbating.

If that doesn't work, stab yourself in the eye. Guaranteed that you'll forget all about your arm.
:shifty:

Ok i dont wank off lol. Ive got the real thing on speed dial ok. Second of all i dont want to stab myself in the eye thank you. Any other ways?

Mrs. Wickens whorehouse, how may i help you today?
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Melchior



Joined: 01 Oct 2004
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh Rats!! Carpal Tunnel Of Love  

xsuite wrote: Ok i dont wank off lol. Ive got the real thing on speed dial ok.

Ooooooh, I didn't know a significant other reduced the rate of masturbatory sessions effectively to zero.

Actually I'm pretty sure that only occurs with chastity in femdom relationships.
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xsuite



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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh Rats!! Carpal Tunnel Of Love  

Melchior wrote: xsuite wrote: Ok i dont wank off lol. Ive got the real thing on speed dial ok.

Ooooooh, I didn't know a significant other reduced the rate of masturbatory sessions effectively to zero.

Actually I'm pretty sure that only occurs with chastity in femdom relationships.


Yeah but i decided to quit a while ago and, well, she does live across the street......
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xsuite



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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:50 pm    Post subject:  

bob.appleyard wrote: Wear an arm brace, like Jonny Greenwood. Ask your doctor ... oh, you have to pay for that over there, don't you? Oh well, grin and bear it!

The arm brace is a great idea, thanks.

My dad (a doctor) came home from work just now and he examined my arm, and he said its just RSI (repetitive strain injury), a brace for 2 weeks and ill be good. But i might keep the brace just so people recognize me on stage.

Quote: Mrs. Wickens whorehouse, how may i help you today? Hahaha yeah, you caught me!!!
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TheGirlNextDoor



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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:04 pm    Post subject:  

For tendonitis take an anti-inflammatory such as ibuprofen or Aleve. I have tendonitis in my right forearm/wrist from the elbow down that acts up on ocassion and take ibuprofen and wear a wrist brace while I sleep.

Edit: I should have read the entire thread before bothering to answer. Sorry.
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bob.appleyard



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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:25 pm    Post subject:  

[quote="xsuite"]My dad (a doctor) came home from work just now and he examined my arm, and he said its just RSI (repetitive strain injury), a brace for 2 weeks and ill be good.[quote]

Sorted.

Quote: But i might keep the brace just so people recognize me on stage.

Definitely.
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xsuite



Joined: 02 Mar 2006
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:54 am    Post subject:  

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: For tendonitis take an anti-inflammatory such as ibuprofen or Aleve. I have tendonitis in my right forearm/wrist from the elbow down that acts up on ocassion and take ibuprofen and wear a wrist brace while I sleep.

Edit: I should have read the entire thread before bothering to answer. Sorry.

Its alright your excellency, you are a moderator, i should be saying sorry to you... Oh great and powerful one +p
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