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Snake
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:00 am Post subject: Ninjas..... |
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| ...PWN ALL!!!!! |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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No, pirates are sexy and therefore are superior.
Let's see.. a skinny person covered all in black with only eyes peeking out... who tiptoes around....
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Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I pick the latter. |
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LostSoul3412
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| You are a pirate! |
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Snake
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:28 am Post subject: |
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TheGirlNextDoor wrote: No, pirates are sexy and therefore are superior.
Let's see.. a skinny person covered all in black with only eyes peeking out... who tiptoes around....
or....
Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I pick the latter. Sexy?! Ninjas have all their teeth, limbs, eyes, and actually bathe to avoid the scurvy, pirates are the complete opposite. Ninjas still pwn all, except Jesus, but you try to top being the son of God..... |
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The Newb
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Kim Jong Ill wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: No, pirates are sexy and therefore are superior.
Let's see.. a skinny person covered all in black with only eyes peeking out... who tiptoes around....
or....
Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I pick the latter. Sexy?! Ninjas have all their teeth, limbs, eyes, and actually bathe to avoid the scurvy, pirates are the complete opposite. Ninjas still pwn all, except Jesus, but you try to top being the son of God.....
not ninjas, or pirates, its chuck norris owns all 8:) |
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LostSoul3412
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:37 am Post subject: |
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The Newb wrote: Kim Jong Ill wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: No, pirates are sexy and therefore are superior.
Let's see.. a skinny person covered all in black with only eyes peeking out... who tiptoes around....
or....
Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I pick the latter. Sexy?! Ninjas have all their teeth, limbs, eyes, and actually bathe to avoid the scurvy, pirates are the complete opposite. Ninjas still pwn all, except Jesus, but you try to top being the son of God.....
not ninjas, or pirates, its chuck norris owns all 8:)
Chuck Norris is a ninja-pirate...
A Ninjate...
The ultimate lifeform... |
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Snake
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| No, Chuck Norris is The Christ childs father. The people knew it was a miracle, because no other woman has ever been able to survive the babies round house kicks while in the womb. |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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Kim Jong Ill wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: No, pirates are sexy and therefore are superior.
Let's see.. a skinny person covered all in black with only eyes peeking out... who tiptoes around....
or....
Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I pick the latter. Sexy?! Ninjas have all their teeth, limbs, eyes, and actually bathe to avoid the scurvy, pirates are the complete opposite. Ninjas still pwn all, except Jesus, but you try to top being the son of God.....
Yo ho ho.. it's a pirates life for me! YARRRR!!!!!!!! He can make me walk the plank any day of the week. :-D
Ninjas lose. |
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The Newb
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Chuck Norris can beat anyone in Connect Four... with only three moves.
In a fight between Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader, and Darth Maul verses Yoda, Mace Windu, and Obi-Wan Kenobi... The winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not tea-bag anyone... He Potato-sacs them!!!
ok here goes.........Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris never asks, "Who's your daddy?" because he already knows the answer.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. The term 'Hunting' implies the possibility of failure; Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can speak braille. |
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Melchior
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:48 am Post subject: |
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TheGirlNextDoor wrote: Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I love Captain Jack Sparrow, and he is sexy, but the last thing I would call him is masculine.
He's the most feminine pirate I've ever seen.
Kim Jong Ill wrote: Sexy?! Ninjas have all their teeth, limbs, eyes, and actually bathe to avoid the scurvy, pirates are the complete opposite. Ninjas still pwn all, except Jesus, but you try to top being the son of God.....
And they are Asian, you have to add that to the sexiness factor |
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Melchior
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The Newb wrote: Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Peter Griffin: Hey, bump, bump, no bump, bump, three vertical bumps, four bumps in a square.
Blind Man: lol. |
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spearsy23
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TheGirlNextDoor wrote: Kim Jong Ill wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: No, pirates are sexy and therefore are superior.
Let's see.. a skinny person covered all in black with only eyes peeking out... who tiptoes around....
or....
Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I pick the latter. Sexy?! Ninjas have all their teeth, limbs, eyes, and actually bathe to avoid the scurvy, pirates are the complete opposite. Ninjas still pwn all, except Jesus, but you try to top being the son of God.....
Yo ho ho.. it's a pirates life for me! YARRRR!!!!!!!! He can make me walk the plank any day of the week. :-D
Ninjas lose.
makeup much? |
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Josh
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:02 am Post subject: |
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tremble in fear:
Bob Saget. |
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LostSoul3412
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Josh wrote: tremble in fear:
Bob Saget.
I love Bob Saget. He's my daddy. |
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Kilo Tango
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| Kim Jong Ill wrote: No, Chuck Norris is The Christ childs father. The people knew it was a miracle, because no other woman has ever been able to survive the babies round house kicks while in the womb. :lol: |
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NAB
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Kim Jong Ill wrote: No, Chuck Norris is The Christ childs father. The people knew it was a miracle, because no other woman has ever been able to survive the babies round house kicks while in the womb.
You were close
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The_Joker
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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LostSoul3412 wrote: The Newb wrote: Kim Jong Ill wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: No, pirates are sexy and therefore are superior.
Let's see.. a skinny person covered all in black with only eyes peeking out... who tiptoes around....
or....
Swash buckling gritty men with open shirts, a snarl and a masculine hat.... swigging rum and is in your face with the ass kicking....
I pick the latter. Sexy?! Ninjas have all their teeth, limbs, eyes, and actually bathe to avoid the scurvy, pirates are the complete opposite. Ninjas still pwn all, except Jesus, but you try to top being the son of God.....
not ninjas, or pirates, its chuck norris owns all 8:)
Chuck Norris is a ninja-pirate...
A Ninjate...
The ultimate lifeform...
:rotf: |
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bob.appleyard
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| Guns beat swords. |
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Dirty Bill Roberts
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| Aye. Swashbucklers be superior t' ninjas in ever' way. |
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aznninjahitman
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| I know someone who worked on the Pirates III set as an Director's Assistant. Randomness. =) |
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