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TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

GTTofAK wrote: During the dorm wars in college I participated in many a black op at the behest of the governing council. Some ops were a simple as going into the dorm grabbing the first person we found dragging them back to jagger and turning them into a suranwrap and duct tape mummy. But some were far more complex.

1. Pennying doors. Yes this is an old and true classic but there are things you can do to make it better. Take for example a prank we played on a particularly high priority target. We planed ahead. First we made sure to steal his phone while he was in the bathroom getting ready for bead. Then we proceeded to relive ourselves of all bodily waste and I mean all bodily waste in front of his window. That night we pennyed his door shut. The next morning when we could not get out and couldn't find his phone to call for help he was forced to crawl out his window. Seeing how he was in the basement he really got covered.

2. Go get some poison ivy. Dilute it in a squirt bottle of spray bottle with water. Now you have a chemical weapon. Use it with care. Prime targets include shoes, clothes, pillows ets. Godly targets include toilet paper and towels. And best of all if you can poor some in any baby oil bottles find lying around their dorm room. Look near the bed.

Remember what I said about thinking what you do BEFORE you do it and that maybe it's not such a good idea.. and... "Ya think!?"

Case in point. :roll:

These aren't funny and could cause serious injury. Crawling through human excrement? You're kidding.... ever heard of the plethora of diseases and illnesses you can contract by coming into contact with human excrement??

Poison ivy? Another "Well damn.. I didn't know he was allergic.. I didn't MEAN to kill him!!!! How was I to know his windpipe would swell shut after breathing in poison ivy crap I sprayed on his pillow!!".

Whatever happened to harmless NON-MALICIOUS pranks??

spearsy23 · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Posts: 5632 Location: Fulton, Ks

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: GTTofAK wrote: During the dorm wars in college I participated in many a black op at the behest of the governing council. Some ops were a simple as going into the dorm grabbing the first person we found dragging them back to jagger and turning them into a suranwrap and duct tape mummy. But some were far more complex.

1. Pennying doors. Yes this is an old and true classic but there are things you can do to make it better. Take for example a prank we played on a particularly high priority target. We planed ahead. First we made sure to steal his phone while he was in the bathroom getting ready for bead. Then we proceeded to relive ourselves of all bodily waste and I mean all bodily waste in front of his window. That night we pennyed his door shut. The next morning when we could not get out and couldn't find his phone to call for help he was forced to crawl out his window. Seeing how he was in the basement he really got covered.

2. Go get some poison ivy. Dilute it in a squirt bottle of spray bottle with water. Now you have a chemical weapon. Use it with care. Prime targets include shoes, clothes, pillows ets. Godly targets include toilet paper and towels. And best of all if you can poor some in any baby oil bottles find lying around their dorm room. Look near the bed.

Remember what I said about thinking what you do BEFORE you do it and that maybe it's not such a good idea.. and... "Ya think!?"

Case in point. :roll:

These aren't funny and could cause serious injury. Crawling through human excrement? You're kidding.... ever heard of the plethora of diseases and illnesses you can contract by coming into contact with human excrement??

Poison ivy? Another "Well damn.. I didn't know he was allergic.. I didn't MEAN to kill him!!!! How was I to know his windpipe would swell shut after breathing in poison ivy crap I sprayed on his pillow!!".

Whatever happened to harmless NON-MALICIOUS pranks??
college

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

They don't teach common sense in college. Maybe they should? I was under the impression that people who were accustomed to using their brains.... went on to college.

spearsy23 · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Posts: 5632 Location: Fulton, Ks

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: They don't teach common sense in college. Maybe they should? I was under the impression that people who were accustomed to using their brains.... went on to college.
you were impressed incorrectly

LostSoul3412 · Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 8933

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: They don't teach common sense in college. Maybe they should? I was under the impression that people who were accustomed to using their brains.... went on to college.

I'm in college...

Let's see if that changes you opinion. :wink:

milk carton · Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 87

tape his hands closed while he's sleeping.

call rent-a-fence and have 100 feet of fence orderedto his dorm.

or put one of those blue toilet tablets in his shower head. :twisted: :twisted:

Numb · Joined: 02 Sep 2006 Posts: 273

These are funny.
You want revenge, pour bleach in there gas tank.
Steal there car.
Steal there woman/man.
Kill there pet.
Call there parents and say that there childs order of pornographic material is in.

Lumina · Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 18288

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: They don't teach common sense in college. Maybe they should? I was under the impression that people who were accustomed to using their brains.... went on to college.

Sadly, there you would be wrong. Kids who score good grades, which are not reflective at all of "common sense"--which, as we both know, isn't that common, LOL--go to college. At least those whose parents insist and those who've bought into the concept.

There's more than one way to use one's brains. And in my lifelong personal and professional experience, there are more people with common sense who don't attend college than those who do.

Just sayin'.....

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

Lumina wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: They don't teach common sense in college. Maybe they should? I was under the impression that people who were accustomed to using their brains.... went on to college.

Sadly, there you would be wrong. Kids who score good grades, which are not reflective at all of "common sense"--which, as we both know, isn't that common, LOL--go to college. At least those whose parents insist and those who've bought into the concept.

There's more than one way to use one's brains. And in my lifelong personal and professional experience, there are more people with common sense who don't attend college than those who do.

Just sayin'.....

I'm inclined to agree with you my friend.

Spider · Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:11 pm Post subject:

Lumina wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: They don't teach common sense in college. Maybe they should? I was under the impression that people who were accustomed to using their brains.... went on to college.

Sadly, there you would be wrong. Kids who score good grades, which are not reflective at all of "common sense"--which, as we both know, isn't that common, LOL--go to college. At least those whose parents insist and those who've bought into the concept.

There's more than one way to use one's brains. And in my lifelong personal and professional experience, there are more people with common sense who don't attend college than those who do.

Just sayin'.....

Very true. Going to college in no way denotes intelligence...some of the people I met in college...omg. Better chance for an intelligent discussion at 7-11. Going to college denotes your tolerance level for education. That is all.

I spent my freshman year in a co-op house. There was the kid name Daren that everyone hated...I can't really remember why...anyways, he came home one day to find absolutely everything in his room bolted/glue to the ceiling. It was actually pretty impressive...done so well that you could almost think you were standing on the cieling. Right down to the light fixtures on the floor, and the books screwed upside down the the shelves. I swear I had nothing to do with it. 8:)