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Free Thinkr · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:06 pm Post subject:

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: That's kind of dangerous. What if there's a fire?
They get burned alive and the prank becomes that much better.

NAB · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject:

Get a few cans of tuna fish, crack the lids just slightly with a can opener, and then carefully hide them in the room. If the room has a lift-out ceiling, make sure you put some up there.

LostSoul3412 · Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 8929

Plant drugs on them, and then call the RA's to their room.

jawsome · Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 13601 Location: San Diego

s**t on their beds.

LostSoul3412 · Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 8929

jawsome wrote: s**t on their beds.

Sh*t on them, while they're in their beds!

jawsome · Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 13601 Location: San Diego

LostSoul3412 wrote: jawsome wrote: s**t on their beds.

Sh*t on them, while they're in their beds!

YES!

The Comrade · Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Posts: 12039 Location: Zagreb

no no no!

s**t their beds onto them when they're sleeping.

milk carton · Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 87

lock their keys in their car the tape the doors shut with a whole roll of duck tape. or put icey hot on their nuts while they sleep :twisted:

mODULAR mAN · Joined: 13 Oct 2006 Posts: 852 Location: censored

Wait until they leave for class. Get a hairdryer and big bottle of Talcum Powder.
Pour the powder under the crack of the door and blow the powder into the room with the hair dryer.

Everything gets covered. Everything.

Enoch · Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 9374

mODULAR mAN wrote: Wait until they leave for class. Get a hairdryer and big bottle of Talcum Powder.
Pour the powder under the crack of the door and blow the powder into the room with the hair dryer.

Everything gets covered. Everything. That's a good one! :lol:

Replace their shampoo with Nair :-)

NAB · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject:

mODULAR mAN wrote: Wait until they leave for class. Get a hairdryer and big bottle of Talcum Powder.
Pour the powder under the crack of the door and blow the powder into the room with the hair dryer.

Everything gets covered. Everything.

If only you could hit the room with a little Spray-Mount before the launching of said Talcum Powder. 8:)

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

You know those little dots that you get when you use a three hole punch? Kind of like confetti.

Get a good size baggie of those and dump them into the vents in their vehicle.

A friend of mine did that to a co-worker years ago and when she got in and turned on her AC.. all these dots came spewing out of all the vents. She STILL has a random dot show up and that was over a year ago... :lol:

LostSoul3412 · Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 8929

The Comrade wrote: no no no!

s**t their beds onto them when they're sleeping.

On their beds?...

Which is sh*t...?

So we're going to sh*t on them with sh*t made out of the sh*t that they're already sleeping on...?

The Comrade · Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Posts: 12039 Location: Zagreb

yes.

god you're a n00b lostsoul....

Ellron · Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 2280 Location: NY upstate

Put sugar in their cars gas tank.

Thats a funny several thousand dollar prank...

Good times.

GTTofAK · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 5968 Location: Alaska

During the dorm wars in college I participated in many a black op at the behest of the governing council. Some ops were a simple as going into the dorm grabbing the first person we found dragging them back to jagger and turning them into a suranwrap and duct tape mummy. But some were far more complex.

1. Pennying doors. Yes this is an old and true classic but there are things you can do to make it better. Take for example a prank we played on a particularly high priority target. We planed ahead. First we made sure to steal his phone while he was in the bathroom getting ready for bead. Then we proceeded to relive ourselves of all bodily waste and I mean all bodily waste in front of his window. That night we pennyed his door shut. The next morning when we could not get out and couldn't find his phone to call for help he was forced to crawl out his window. Seeing how he was in the basement he really got covered.

2. Go get some poison ivy. Dilute it in a squirt bottle of spray bottle with water. Now you have a chemical weapon. Use it with care. Prime targets include shoes, clothes, pillows ets. Godly targets include toilet paper and towels. And best of all if you can poor some in any baby oil bottles find lying around their dorm room. Look near the bed.

LostSoul3412 · Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 8929

Shoot him.

Come on, it'll be funny!

DevilMan · Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 169 Location: Pennsylvania

I heard about this kid who put bleach in his friend's shampoo because he wanted to make him blonde and laugh... However his friend is now blind and sued the crap out him.

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

DevilMan wrote: I heard about this kid who put bleach in his friend's shampoo because he wanted to make him blonde and laugh... However his friend is now blind and sued the crap out him.

Yeah... everyone thinks this kind of crap is funny.. until something goes wrong and then they think, "Oh gee.. guess that wasn't such a good idea.."

Ya think?

:roll:

spearsy23 · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Posts: 5632 Location: Fulton, Ks

Set up a webcam and catch them masturbating, then broadcast it over the internet to anybody who will watch it. IF they get mad tell them you were trying to make them a star.