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Slythe · Joined: 09 Jan 2005 Posts: 1662 Location: US of A

I woke up and I felt this wetness on the side of my head. I quickly got up and what I saw on my bed was this white stuff. I touch the side of my head and it was shaving cream, my three friends were laughing like hyena's. I want to get back on my neighbors. I am brainstorming and thought of putting three or four alarm clocks in their room and set them to ring in the middle of the night.

Anybody have any other ideas.

LostSoul3412 · Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 8931

Instead of setting off their alarm clocks, turn off their alarm clocks.

Wait for exam week.

xsuite · Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 688 Location: The Colonies (USA)

Slythe wrote: I am brainstorming and thought of putting three or four alarm clocks in their room and set them to ring in the middle of the night.

Anybody have any other ideas.
That is the worst idea evverrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

We can all come up with better ideas.

slip some eye drops into their drinks so they diahrrea themselves.
Or you can go to the pet store, buy a bunch of snake mice (2$ each, intended for feeding to snakes) and release them in their rooms or beds at night.

Green · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject:

Train a pony to bite their penis off? More pranks will take more time that I do not have.

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

Lift the lid of the toilet and shrink wrap the bowl... making sure to put the lids back down. A 2am piss break has never been so much fun.

The Comrade · Joined: 16 Jul 2006 Posts: 12039 Location: Zagreb

burn their house down.

teach them not to f**k with you.

but seriously, if you want to get them back go to their house and calk/superglue every single thing to the floor,counter,wall, etc.

tech30528 · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject:

Cut their brake lines. Friggin' hilarious!

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

Do you know my ex husband by chance?

Free Thinkr · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject:

If you're in the dorms, you can "penny" their door. Simply have one guy push on the door as hard as he can, while you stuff as many pennies as will fit between the door and the jamb. The pressure makes it impossible to turn the knob, effectively trapping them in their room. We did this once, and the guy had a test the next morning (we forgot about him), and he had to climb out his window. Lucky thing we were only on the second floor.

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

That's kind of dangerous. What if there's a fire?

tech30528 · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:18 pm Post subject:

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: Do you know my ex husband by chance?

I only know one guy from Kansas, he's 63. He has been married 5 times, though. You're not in to old guys, are you?

Anarko-Kapitalizt · Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 2517

Chop up their parents and then fed it to them w/o them knowing its their parents.

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

tech30528 wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: Do you know my ex husband by chance?

I only know one guy from Kansas, he's 63. He has been married 5 times, though. You're not in to old guys, are you?

Uhhhhhhh no, and I'm definitely not into multi-marriage buy one get one free people either. :lol: :shock:

TheGirlNextDoor · Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 22608

Anarko-Kapitalizt wrote: Chop up their parents and then fed it to them w/o them knowing its their parents.

But then who will pay the bills? :just:

scorpion86 · Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 1224 Location: Dallas

Buy them some drinks and slip them some roofies. Then take them back to the dorm and take all their clothes off and put all three of them in the bed together, take pictures to show other people. When they wake up........see if any of them mention this to you and if they dont, you know they think they did something messed up.....best prank ever....although may be a little overboard. I mean they did just put shaving cream on you

tech30528 · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject:

TheGirlNextDoor wrote: tech30528 wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: Do you know my ex husband by chance?

I only know one guy from Kansas, he's 63. He has been married 5 times, though. You're not in to old guys, are you?

Uhhhhhhh no, and I'm definitely not into multi-marriage buy one get one free people either. :lol: :shock:

Good point. My wife absolutely hates this guy. He once told me I give her too much "leash" when I rearranged some plans so she could go to see her kids for the weekend.

Anyway, back to pranks.

Give him crabs. That'll learn 'em.

LostSoul3412 · Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 8931

tech30528 wrote: Anyway, back to pranks.

Give him crabs. That'll learn 'em.

:rotf: :tu:

foadi · Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 14052 Location: pattaya thailand

Slythe wrote: I woke up and I felt this wetness on the side of my head. I quickly got up and what I saw on my bed was this white stuff. I touch the side of my head and it was shaving cream, my three friends were laughing like hyena's.
i dont get it

Revenant · Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 17927 Location: Bliss

One of my friends did this to his roommate. He printed off loads of gay porn and hid it among his roommate's things. LOADS of it. Absolutely hysterical. Made for some awkward times when he had visitors over and a picture would surface somehow . Some stuff is still hidden apparently and shows up every once in awhile :lol:

Green · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:15 am Post subject:

Anarko-Kapitalizt wrote: Chop up their parents and then fed it to them w/o them knowing its their parents.

Damnit, quit coppying southpark