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Enoch
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| Umm....was that supposed to be funny? I couldn't take it anymore after about 30 seconds. |
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mODULAR mAN
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I always liked this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsHjhOkZ_I
The "I'm da Juggernaut, b****!" video
(why is "b****." censored?)
^^putting periods between the letters IS circumventing.. do not do it again as this is the second time I've changed it back. TGND |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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mODULAR mAN wrote: I always liked this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsHjhOkZ_I
The "I'm da Juggernaut, b****!" video
(why is "b****" censored?)
Because it's on the naughty word list. \/ Please don't circumvent the curse filter. :) Thanks. |
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mODULAR mAN
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TheGirlNextDoor wrote: mODULAR mAN wrote: I always liked this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsHjhOkZ_I
The "I'm da Juggernaut, b****!" video
(why is "b****" censored?)
Because it's on the naughty word list. \/ Please don't circumvent the curse filter. :) Thanks.
Wow, Puritanism raises it's crazy head again!
My sister is a dog breeder, I'll tell her to avoid this forum. BTW, i spelled it out. I didn't try to get around the filter. Trying to get around the filter is easy, I was genuinely curious why that particular string of letters is naughty. :wink:
An excerpt from a dog breeding site:
Quote: Frequency of Breeding
Ideally, a b**** should only be bred every other year and she should not be bred much before two years of age. The season closest to the second birthday is a good one to start with; certainly no earlier than this. In some breeds, you may need to wait one more season before beginning. By this time, she is better prepared mentally for having puppies than she would have been with her first few seasons. Her physical growth is complete and pregnancy at this point won't endanger her health, provided that she is healthy to begin with.
In breeds with Hip Dysplasia, many people wait until after two years of age so that the parents can be certified; however if you have sent in xrays to OFA for preliminary evaluation and they came back as fine, many breeders consider it safe enough to then breed on the season closest to the second year, which can wind up being before the b**** is actually old enough to be certified. (And when the b**** is old enough, she is, of course, duly certified.) But the preliminary xrays must be examined by OFA, not by a local veterinarian. There are many dysplastic dogs out there that had vets look at their xrays and pronounce them "wonderful."
It's important, however, to keep the frequency of breeding low. Even at maximum, you want to allow at least one unbred season between breedings. This allows your b**** to rest and regain her strength. A b**** that whelps too often will produce weaker puppies more likely to die, and the repeated pregnancies are pretty rough on her, too.
For dogs, they should definitely have all their certifications necessary. For many breeds this means that they should be over two years old. Since a dog can be bred at any time, unlike b*****s, waiting for two years is not a problem, whereas a b**** often has a season just before two years of age and then has to wait until 2.5 or three which sometimes presents problems in trying to time her litters. But this does not apply to a stud dog, so he should definitely have all of his checks and certifications before being bred. Frequency is not generally a problem although some dogs have problems with sperm production if they breed once a day for several days. They need top-quality feeding and care if they are going to be bred often.
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Care of the Pregnant or Nursing b****
You should make sure the b**** is up-to-date on all her vaccinations, medications, and shots before she is bred. She will require supplementary food during the last three weeks or so of pregnancy. In general, puppy food is formulated both for puppies and pregnant or nursing b*****s.
She should be under the care of a vet for any related problems. Dogs can have miscarriages. Illnesses, diseases, or infestations that the b**** picks up during her pregnancy can affect the puppies. Difficulties during whelping are entirely possible, and the rule for some breeds. You must be prepared to get her to the vet quickly in an emergency.
There are instances of "mummy puppies" where you have a puppy whose development went awry, but it was not aborted. Instead, it dries and shrivels up, and when born, looks like a mummified puppy, blackened and ready to rot. Overbreeding and inadequate care are usually the causes. It is quite likely that the dam will come down with an infected uterus after such a puppy. "Water puppies" are another type of problem in which the dead puppy appears to have never properly developed a skeleton and appears to be full of gelatin. This seems to be linked to a viral exposure.
Other congenital (but not genetic) defects can include: no anus, cleft palates and hare lips. These conditions require corrective surgery or the puppy will die.
While the b**** is nursing the puppies, she will require about three times the amount of food she normally eats! It is also common for nursing mothers to go out of coat at this time. |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:19 am Post subject: |
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mODULAR mAN wrote: TheGirlNextDoor wrote: mODULAR mAN wrote: I always liked this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsHjhOkZ_I
The "I'm da Juggernaut, b****!" video
(why is "b****" censored?)
Because it's on the naughty word list. \/ Please don't circumvent the curse filter. :) Thanks.
Wow, Puritanism raises it's crazy head again!
My sister is a dog breeder, I'll tell her to avoid this forum. BTW, i spelled it out. I didn't try to get around the filter. Trying to get around the filter is easy, I was genuinely curious why that particular string of letters is naughty. :wink:
An excerpt from a dog breeding site:
Quote: Frequency of Breeding
Ideally, a b**** should only be bred every other year and she should not be bred much before two years of age. The season closest to the second birthday is a good one to start with; certainly no earlier than this. In some breeds, you may need to wait one more season before beginning. By this time, she is better prepared mentally for having puppies than she would have been with her first few seasons. Her physical growth is complete and pregnancy at this point won't endanger her health, provided that she is healthy to begin with.
In breeds with Hip Dysplasia, many people wait until after two years of age so that the parents can be certified; however if you have sent in xrays to OFA for preliminary evaluation and they came back as fine, many breeders consider it safe enough to then breed on the season closest to the second year, which can wind up being before the b**** is actually old enough to be certified. (And when the b**** is old enough, she is, of course, duly certified.) But the preliminary xrays must be examined by OFA, not by a local veterinarian. There are many dysplastic dogs out there that had vets look at their xrays and pronounce them "wonderful."
It's important, however, to keep the frequency of breeding low. Even at maximum, you want to allow at least one unbred season between breedings. This allows your b**** to rest and regain her strength. A b**** that whelps too often will produce weaker puppies more likely to die, and the repeated pregnancies are pretty rough on her, too.
For dogs, they should definitely have all their certifications necessary. For many breeds this means that they should be over two years old. Since a dog can be bred at any time, unlike b*****s, waiting for two years is not a problem, whereas a b**** often has a season just before two years of age and then has to wait until 2.5 or three which sometimes presents problems in trying to time her litters. But this does not apply to a stud dog, so he should definitely have all of his checks and certifications before being bred. Frequency is not generally a problem although some dogs have problems with sperm production if they breed once a day for several days. They need top-quality feeding and care if they are going to be bred often.
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Care of the Pregnant or Nursing b****
You should make sure the b**** is up-to-date on all her vaccinations, medications, and shots before she is bred. She will require supplementary food during the last three weeks or so of pregnancy. In general, puppy food is formulated both for puppies and pregnant or nursing b*****s.
She should be under the care of a vet for any related problems. Dogs can have miscarriages. Illnesses, diseases, or infestations that the b**** picks up during her pregnancy can affect the puppies. Difficulties during whelping are entirely possible, and the rule for some breeds. You must be prepared to get her to the vet quickly in an emergency.
There are instances of "mummy puppies" where you have a puppy whose development went awry, but it was not aborted. Instead, it dries and shrivels up, and when born, looks like a mummified puppy, blackened and ready to rot. Overbreeding and inadequate care are usually the causes. It is quite likely that the dam will come down with an infected uterus after such a puppy. "Water puppies" are another type of problem in which the dead puppy appears to have never properly developed a skeleton and appears to be full of gelatin. This seems to be linked to a viral exposure.
Other congenital (but not genetic) defects can include: no anus, cleft palates and hare lips. These conditions require corrective surgery or the puppy will die.
While the b**** is nursing the puppies, she will require about three times the amount of food she normally eats! It is also common for nursing mothers to go out of coat at this time.
Take it to the Admin.. the curse filter is not my baby and anyone who knows me, knows I curse like a Sailor.. so..... there you go. |
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mODULAR mAN
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: |
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I've been thinking about this more. I understand people think it is a bad word, and I don't want to force the rules, I just find it an interesting commentary on Puritanism.
The word b**** means a female dog. To call someone a b****, in another context is an insult. But, the word is a real word! It's as if you need to censor every word that can be used as an insult.
"You are a tool" Ooops, better censor t***!
Or, what is odd, is you can't call some one a female dog (as if that's the worst thing in the world! :roll:)
But you can say, "You, sir, are a flaming pile of abortive matter that was ripped from your mothers womb while she was gang banged by the New York Jets."
And, I find the latter MUCH more offensive then, "yo, b****"
Oh, well, such is the tender sensibilities of American Puritanism. |
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mODULAR mAN
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: |
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TheGirlNextDoor wrote:
Take it to the Admin.. the curse filter is not my baby and anyone who knows me, knows I curse like a Sailor.. so..... there you go.
:) Please don't misunderstand me, I'm not upset with you at all. It's just a general comment on the nature of this particular swear word with this Forum.
You, my dear, are perfectly lovely and I would never want or need to use the term in your presence, or in any way refering to you. :wink: |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:29 am Post subject: |
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mODULAR mAN wrote: I've been thinking about this more. I understand people think it is a bad word, and I don't want to force the rules, I just find it an interesting commentary on Puritanism.
The word b**** means a female dog. To call someone a b****, in another context is an insult. But, the word is a real word! It's as if you need to censor every word that can be used as an insult.
"You are a tool" Ooops, better censor t***!
Or, what is odd, is you can't call some one a female dog (as if that's the worst thing in the world! :roll:)
But you can say, "You, sir, are a flaming pile of abortive matter that was ripped from your mothers womb while she was gang banged by the New York Jets."
And, I find the latter MUCH more offensive then, "yo, b****"
Oh, well, such is the tender sensibilities of American Puritanism.
Did you read what I said above? Talk to an Admin? Preferably Heynow, since it's his site.
And what you found MUCH more offensive is also against the rules as a personal attack and would also not be tolerated.
Just an FYI. |
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mODULAR mAN
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: |
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TheGirlNextDoor wrote: mODULAR mAN wrote: I've been thinking about this more. I understand people think it is a bad word, and I don't want to force the rules, I just find it an interesting commentary on Puritanism.
The word b**** means a female dog. To call someone a b****, in another context is an insult. But, the word is a real word! It's as if you need to censor every word that can be used as an insult.
"You are a tool" Ooops, better censor t***!
Or, what is odd, is you can't call some one a female dog (as if that's the worst thing in the world! :roll:)
But you can say, "You, sir, are a flaming pile of abortive matter that was ripped from your mothers womb while she was gang banged by the New York Jets."
And, I find the latter MUCH more offensive then, "yo, b****"
Oh, well, such is the tender sensibilities of American Puritanism.
Did you read what I said above? Talk to an Admin? Preferably Heynow, since it's his site.
And what you found MUCH more offensive is also against the rules as a personal attack and would also not be tolerated.
Just an FYI.
You missed my other post. I mean no offense to you, I am just fascinated by the censoring of "b****". (I'm easily entertained)
BTW< you're right, it was a personal attack that I wrote, I guess it would have to read, "Saddam is a flaming pile of....", Instead of "Saddam is my b****".
You get my point, though. |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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And you missed the point. Calling Saddam a b**** isn't a personal attack.. you know that as well as I (no more than me calling Borat a tool is). But using periods or other methods to circumvent the curse filter is against the rules. You asked, I told you. I've done nothing other than address your initial "why is the word b**** censored" and addressed what you found more offensive than that particular word. If either is leveled toward a member of this forum, they are both considered personal attacks. One is censored with little asteriks and the other is not....
Well, and I can be a b****.. I just can't circumvent the filter to say so. |
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XiangYu
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| Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:59 am Post subject: |
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mODULAR mAN wrote: I always liked this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsHjhOkZ_I
The "I'm da Juggernaut, b!tch !" video
(why is "b****." censored?)
^^putting periods between the letters IS circumventing.. do not do it again as this is the second time I've changed it back. TGND
Here I fixed it for ya! :-D
Yo ..b****..!!! |
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TheGirlNextDoor
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TwinkieDP wrote: mODULAR mAN wrote: I always liked this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RsHjhOkZ_I
The "I'm da Juggernaut, b!tch !" video
(why is "b****." censored?)
^^putting periods between the letters IS circumventing.. do not do it again as this is the second time I've changed it back. TGND
Here I fixed it for ya! :-D
Do it again and I'll suspend you myself. |
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