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Maggie_Mae
Joined: 07 Nov 2006
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Location: Slidell, La
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: How many does it take? |
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How many George W. Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in alight bulb?
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego.
Why do you hate freedom? |
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Green
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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Location: The State of America
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: How many does it take? |
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Maggie_Mae wrote: How many George W. Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in alight bulb?
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego.
Why do you hate freedom?
How many democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the republicans put it in by convincing us to do so with lies, and now we must pull out all millitary troops as soon as possible, and sit in the dark. It is not our fault that we did not read the weak evidence for WMDs, and not we are fully blaming the light going out on the republicans.
How many independents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One obviously. |
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The Newb
Joined: 06 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: Re: How many does it take? |
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Green wrote: Maggie_Mae wrote: How many George W. Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in alight bulb?
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's condition is improving every day. Any reports of it's lack of incandescence are totally unfounded, and the result of delusional "spin" assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it's ego.
Why do you hate freedom?
How many democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the republicans put it in by convincing us to do so with lies, and now we must pull out all millitary troops as soon as possible, and sit in the dark. It is not our fault that we did not read the weak evidence for WMDs, and not we are fully blaming the light going out on the republicans.
How many independents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One obviously. :lol: |
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geotrinity
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
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Location: nc
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| :roll: Politicians don't change their own bulbs. They get someone sped across the border to quickly get the job done cheap |
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LostSoul3412
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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Politicians don't want light bulbs because some things are just much easier in the dark...
Ask Mark Foley. |
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The Newb
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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LostSoul3412 wrote: Politicians don't want light bulbs because some things are just much easier in the dark...
Ask Mark Foley.
or bill clinton
monica = EEEWWWW |
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ELCid
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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| Okay, how many terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they'd just blow it up. |
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Atlas Bergeron
Joined: 27 Aug 2006
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Location: Reality
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:43 am Post subject: |
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Only one, but there will be so much red tape over it that it won't provide any light
How many socialists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Two. One to point the gun, the other to screw the bulb.
How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Unkown. Each according to his ability, each according to his need.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
None. the processes of the market will automatically result in a bright light and a screwed in bulb. |
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spearsy23
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Fulton, Ks
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How many whales does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If you actually thought of an answer for this question you are an idiot and should never have been trusted with a life. |
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Atlas Bergeron
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