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Republicant



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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008  

>Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:
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>7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
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>7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
>7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.
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>8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
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>8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
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>8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon.
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>9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender --French President
Jacques Chirac
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>9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
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>9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean
Penn
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>9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
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>9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by
Michael Moore
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>9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade
Center Towers -- Howard Dean
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>10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
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>11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
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>11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals -- John Kerry
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>11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
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>12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
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Rankor and Pissing



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Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:55 pm    Post subject:  

Dude... I'm so disappointed the Dixie Chicks couldn't make it...
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Republicant



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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:34 pm    Post subject:  

Rankor and Pissing wrote: Dude... I'm so disappointed the Dixie Chicks couldn't make it...

Agreed but Bill asking Ted to drive Hillary home is just classic :lol: :lol:
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agentkgb



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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:11 am    Post subject:  

This was already posted here. And it's not any less dumb now.
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Ragnar Danneskjold



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:57 pm    Post subject:  

Only funny part is when Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. So a pit funny.
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Clarino



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008  

Republicant wrote: >7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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I'm not really familliar with this Ted Kennedy fellow (I assume he's related to JFK and Robert Kennedy) but I like him already! :-D
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agentkgb



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008  

Clarino wrote: I'm not really familliar with this Ted Kennedy fellow (I assume he's related to JFK and Robert Kennedy) but I like him already! :-D
He's a Democratic senator.
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Clarino



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject:  

I take it he likes a drink? 8:)
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TheGirlNextDoor



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008  

Clarino wrote: Republicant wrote: >7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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>12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
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I'm not really familliar with this Ted Kennedy fellow (I assume he's related to JFK and Robert Kennedy) but I like him already! :-D

You aren't familiar with Teddy Kennedy? :lol: :shock: :lol:
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agentkgb



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:51 pm    Post subject:  

Clarino wrote: I take it he likes a drink? 8:)
You were serious when you said you weren't familiar with him?
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Clarino



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:58 pm    Post subject:  

British.
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agentkgb



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject:  

Clarino wrote: British.
Oh, my bad, I should have looked at your country. :!oops:
EDITED TO ADD: He was the driver in an accident a while back where the passenger died, a lot of people said he was drunk so now he has a kind of reputation I guess.
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TheGirlNextDoor



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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:25 pm    Post subject:  

[url=http://www.ytedk.com/]This site contains extensive coverage of the circumstances surrounding the infamous accident at Chappaquiddick
July 19, 1969[/url]
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Clarino



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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject:  

agentkgb wrote: Clarino wrote: British.
Oh, my bad, I should have looked at your country. :!oops:


No worries mate. It's an easy enough mistake to make, and my experience on forums such as this is that the US presence is so large that it's generally assumed that one is American unless it's explicitly stated.


TheGirlNextDoor wrote: [url=http://www.ytedk.com/]This site contains extensive coverage of the circumstances surrounding the infamous accident at Chappaquiddick
July 19, 1969[/url]

Wow! Some people really loath the Kennedy family! :shock:
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agentkgb



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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject:  

Clarino wrote: agentkgb wrote: Clarino wrote: British.
Oh, my bad, I should have looked at your country. :!oops:


No worries mate. It's an easy enough mistake to make, and my experience on forums such as this is that the US presence is so large that it's generally assumed that one is American unless it's explicitly stated.
I should have realized, especially with the title under your name. I guess I assumed someone looking at US political humor was probably in the US and I didn't really think about.
Anyway sorry again.
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Clarino



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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:10 pm    Post subject:  

No need to apologise at all. Seriously I've been called worse things than "American".

Well, a few! :wink:
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stilldizzy



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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:14 pm    Post subject:  

Clarino wrote: Seriously I've been called worse things than "American".


I hope nobody called you a Democrat. Them is fighting words. :clap:
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Clarino



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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject:  

Sure is, I'm a Monarchist! :-D
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