Dr. Wojtyla
Joined: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 2527
Location: Watican City
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: Sunny Korea Island! |
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Sunny Korean Island!
by Jake Daugherty
The "Why U Trippin" Travel Agency presents
TODAY'S HOT VACATION PACKAGE:
Visit the lovely Pacific Island of Korea! (formerly South Korea)
Our package includes:
-Two RoundTrip Tickets to the exciting new island of Korea.
-A 6 day/7 nights at the lovely Seoul Marriot in the luxurious "SuChin Pak Ambassador's Suite"
Note: All red clothing is illegal and forbidden and will be burned upon entering the country
-Activities include a deep-sea fishing expedition. Try your hand at catching an exciting new two-headed marlin in the exciting new Gulf of Pyongyang!
-Bask in the sun on the exciting new "38° Beach" located along the 38th parallel. Even though it's 38°, it's always sunny on the 38° Beach! You can ride waverunners, or go for a romantic walk on the beach and collect seashells. If you're lucky, you just might find a fingernail or two! Watch for fallout!
-Take a daytrip to China to visit the exciting new North Korea Memorial. It's thrillin, chillin, and straight Kim Jong-illin'!
Note: Travelers will not be allowed back into Korea once they have visited China. They will also not be allowed back into the U.S. It is advised that travelers only take this trip if they speak Chinese and really, really, really think they'll have fun. It's not that great though.
-Your vacation is crowned with a rooftop luau featuring an actual pig roast, actual Hawaiians, and a performance by Korean R&B tribute group "Seoul4Real". Stuff your mouth with hot, greasy pork, and get "lai-ed" in Seoul, with soul, in style.
You dream vacation is just a phone call away. Packages start at $5000 per person/per day. Wars don't pay for themselves.*
*Recent studies show that wars actually do pay for themselves in the long run. Something about being eternally indebted. Obliterations, however, still do not. |
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Snake
Joined: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 21776
Location: e-Thuggin
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| Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: Sunny Korea Island! |
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Dr. Wojtyla wrote: Take a daytrip to China to visit the exciting new North Korea Memorial. It's thrillin, chillin, and straight Kim Jong-illin'!
This phrase is copyright protected by the North Korean Communist party and the give blood for plutonium foundation for a nuclear North Korea foundation. The use of which is strictly forbidden without written consent. Please stand by for immediate annihilation. (actual delay of guided nuclear ICBM may be 2-4 hours) |
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