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Nathyn · Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Posts: 7674 Location: The Great Satan

Just saw the commercial. Cartman puts forth a powerpoint presentation for class, where he accuses Kyle of planning 9/11, because he's a Jew, lol.

It should be good.

I'll record a clip of Cartman's conspiracy theory, so you all here and analyze it for factual-correctness.

Claudia Schiffer · Joined: 26 Jul 2006 Posts: 3234

Now that's gonna be fun.

Thanks!

ChuckBerry · Joined: 01 Aug 2007 Posts: 2208 Location: Lafayette, LA

"Observe that Kyle was not in New York OR Washington D.C. on the day of the attacks. What a convenient coincidence don't you think?"

"Shut up fat ass!"

The Newb · Joined: 06 Oct 2006 Posts: 2665

now that will be one for the masses :rotf:

krims · Joined: 25 May 2006 Posts: 136 Location: kamchatka

I bet it turns out that Cartman is right in the end and Kyle really did plan 9/11... like in that one episode where Cartman says Kyle has secret "Jew gold" and it turns it out he's right. LOL!

And it's about fricking time they made an episode about 9/11. Took them 5 years to think of a good plot, this episode should be the most kick ass episode of all time!!

Free Thinkr · Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject:

Noice! I'll have to set some sort of reminder.

Anarko-Kapitalizt · Joined: 21 May 2005 Posts: 2517

Damn this should be funny. It's amazing South Park episodes only take about 4 days to make.

Free Thinkr · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:02 am Post subject:

Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol:

Mighty Oak · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:57 am Post subject:

Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol: Yep it was a 911 hit piece.They said 25% when the latest polls show 33.3%--Lie no.1

So you believe that 33.3% of the American population are retards,yea,that must be it.Thats a well thought out explaination.

Its funny,not funny ha,ha,that they said it was the most incredible plan in the history of America yet you believe 19 middle easterners and a few in caves were able to pull this off all on their own.
1-Get through security without using their real names.
2-Get Norad to stand down.
3-Get someone in power to not let Mossaoi's computer to be examined till 911.
4-Get the FBI to back off and NOT investigate the known terrorist.
5- And many more.

Yep I'm the retard here. :roll:

psholtz · Joined: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 23468 Location: California

Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."
That's correct..

Offhand I'd say about 75% of all Americans are retards...

The 75% who don't believe the government was involved.. :wink:

psholtz · Joined: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 23468 Location: California

Mighty Oak wrote: Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol: Yep it was a 911 hit piece.They said 25% when the latest polls show 33.3%--Lie no.1
For polls that ask whether the government is covering up anything about 9/11, I think the numbers are over 50%..

NAB · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:50 am Post subject:

The show DID prove there was a conspiracy on 911. The conspiracy was that the Govt' was behind the 911 Truth movement, so that people would think they're powerful and competent, by making people believe they're capable of pulling off an overly complex assault. :lol:

Meanwhile this is the same government who can't seem to get the lights on in Baghdad (REMEMBER PNAC!), and Katrina goes without saying. :sigh1:

Btw, the show was for a laugh. I'm guessing the people who didn't think it was funny would be those who take themselves WAY too seriously. I've always felt that being able to laugh at yourself on occasion is good for the soul and helps keep one grounded. Just my opinion. :wink:

Free Thinkr · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:53 am Post subject:

psholtz wrote: Mighty Oak wrote: Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol: Yep it was a 911 hit piece.They said 25% when the latest polls show 33.3%--Lie no.1
For polls that ask whether the government is covering up anything about 9/11, I think the numbers are over 50%..
That's not saying much, considering I don't doubt that something is being covered up. The problem with people such as yourself is that you regard the government as some cohesive entity, when in reality it's a huge and disparate group of people, any of whom may have reason to withhold information.

NAB · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:59 am Post subject:

Free Thinkr wrote: psholtz wrote: Mighty Oak wrote: Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol: Yep it was a 911 hit piece.They said 25% when the latest polls show 33.3%--Lie no.1
For polls that ask whether the government is covering up anything about 9/11, I think the numbers are over 50%..
That's not saying much, considering I don't doubt that something is being covered up. The problem with people such as yourself is that you regard the government as some cohesive entity, when in reality it's a huge and disparate group of people, any of whom may have reason to withhold information.

The term I've heard that best describes this is Institutional Inertia.

psholtz · Joined: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 23468 Location: California

NAB wrote: The show DID prove there was a conspiracy on 911. The conspiracy was that the Govt' was behind the 911 Truth movement, so that people would think they're powerful and competent, by making people believe they're capable of pulling off an overly complex assault.
So you're saying a rag-tag band of Mujahadeen operating in a cave in Afghanistan were more powerful and competent than the four-quadrillion U.S. military-industrial complex?

Somehow.. I doubt it.. :think:

psholtz · Joined: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 23468 Location: California

Free Thinkr wrote: psholtz wrote: Mighty Oak wrote: Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol: Yep it was a 911 hit piece.They said 25% when the latest polls show 33.3%--Lie no.1
For polls that ask whether the government is covering up anything about 9/11, I think the numbers are over 50%..
That's not saying much, considering I don't doubt that something is being covered up. The problem with people such as yourself is that you regard the government as some cohesive entity, when in reality it's a huge and disparate group of people, any of whom may have reason to withhold information.
No, I don't view the government as a single, large cohesive entity..

Mighty Oak · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:10 am Post subject:

Quote: Btw, the show was for a laugh. I'm guessing the people who didn't think it was funny would be those who take themselves WAY too seriously. I've always felt that being able to laugh at yourself on occasion is good for the soul and helps keep one grounded. Just my opinion. I agree,one should be able to laugh at oneself.But when you take in to account everything that has happened,expansion of Government,wars,...,then what is there to laugh about when I personally believe it is a fraud.There is nothing funny about people losing their lives for something that I believe to be quite sinister.911 is the reason for the new America,I believe it is imperative to have a fully independed investigation.Sorry but it's not in my nature to laugh at something that I believe to be the catalyst for imperialism.

Free Thinkr · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:10 am Post subject:

Mighty Oak wrote: Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol: Yep it was a 911 hit piece.
If by 'hit peice' you mean 'piece that points the fact that conspiracy theorists are retards,' I suppose.

Quote: They said 25% when the latest polls show 33.3%--Lie no.1
What 'latest polls' are those?

Quote: So you believe that 33.3% of the American population are retards,yea,that must be it.Thats a well thought out explaination.
Yes, yes I do. Have you ever been out in public? Nearly as many people deny evolution. Going by the way people drive, I'd estimate as many as 60% are retards.

Quote: Its funny,not funny ha,ha,that they said it was the most incredible plan in the history of America yet you believe 19 middle easterners and a few in caves were able to pull this off all on their own.
Racism alert! First of all, so what that they're middle easterners? Second, they weren't 'in a few caves.' Most of them were college educated.

Next, the conspiracy version is the most incredible plan in the history of the world; the terrorists' plan was comparatively simple.

Quote: 1-Get through security without using their real names.
Easy.

Quote: 2-Get Norad to stand down.
They didn't do this, so, unnecessary. Let me clue you in, though, so you might stop looking like a fool: we non-retards (cave-dwelling terrorists included) are aware that NORAD doesn't normally shoot down highjacked airliners. That NORAD didn't act on 911 isn't very surprising.

Quote: 3-Get someone in power to not let Mossaoi's computer to be examined till 911.
What is this even supposed to mean?

Quote: 4-Get the FBI to back off and NOT investigate the known terrorist.
Flat false.

Quote: 5- And many more.
I'll bet.

Quote: Yep I'm the retard here. :roll:
Probably the most accurate statement you've made on these boards. The first step is admitting you have a problem; that's progress!

Free Thinkr · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:12 am Post subject:

psholtz wrote: Free Thinkr wrote: psholtz wrote: Mighty Oak wrote: Free Thinkr wrote: Saw it. Owned.

"25% of Americans believe there was a conspiracy behind 9-11. Do you think that 25% of Americans are retards?"

"Yeah; at least 25%."

:lol: Yep it was a 911 hit piece.They said 25% when the latest polls show 33.3%--Lie no.1
For polls that ask whether the government is covering up anything about 9/11, I think the numbers are over 50%..
That's not saying much, considering I don't doubt that something is being covered up. The problem with people such as yourself is that you regard the government as some cohesive entity, when in reality it's a huge and disparate group of people, any of whom may have reason to withhold information.
No, I don't view the government as a single, large cohesive entity..
Yes you do; you posts belie this belief, even though you deny it now.

NAB · Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:14 am Post subject:

psholtz wrote: NAB wrote: The show DID prove there was a conspiracy on 911. The conspiracy was that the Govt' was behind the 911 Truth movement, so that people would think they're powerful and competent, by making people believe they're capable of pulling off an overly complex assault.
So you're saying a rag-tag band of Mujahadeen operating in a cave in Afghanistan were more powerful and competent than the four-quadrillion U.S. military-industrial complex?

Somehow.. I doubt it.. :think:

There's a quality to be found in a lack of quantity. :wink:

Also, always employ the K.I.S.S. rule where applicable, it helps keep Murphy's law at bay.