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temple of vitriol
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:31 pm Post subject: No hurricanes have hit this season because ... |
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There was a great poll here which detailed how it was actually Bush and Cheney's ties to big oil which allowed them to manipulate gas prices in an effort to influence the upcoming election.
We all know the GOP has always flaunted it's close ties to religion and God, which forces us to ask another question regarding Republican attempts to steal the election. |
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temple of vitriol
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| First using their contacts with big oil to influence the election, now using their direct line with God to stop the hurricanes - will these evil Republicans stop at anything to steal this election? |
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Richard Owl Mirror
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No hurricanes have hit this season because ...
there's too much Hot Air emanating from Washington DC :lol: |
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temple of vitriol
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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Richard Owl Mirror wrote: No hurricanes have hit this season because ...
there's too much Hot Air eminating from Washington DC :lol:
:lol:
Enough to push a cold front over the hurricane breeding grounds across the Atlantic and the Gulf. |
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SYG
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| When I first read this poll, I thought you were referencing the people who claim Bush is automatically the reason we have not had a terrorist attack for 5 years. But, the oil joke works too. |
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feederband
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah and if he would pay more attentions to the cracks in the earth we wouldn't have had a earthquake in Hawaii... |
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micfranklin
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| The reason hurricanes have hit is because the US government is all-powerful and can destroy hurricanes with the push of a button :lol: |
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leftneckredwing
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't start divine conspiracy theories in P & G. |
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temple of vitriol
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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It seemed to go perfectly alongside this poll in the P & G:
Gas prices have gone down because ... |
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Snake
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry, had to vote for the second one, it was just too funny to pass up. But really, the reason there were no hurricanes this year is because Bush's weather machine broke down. The mechanics from beta cephalon 4 are working on it, so expect the big one soon :rofl: |
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Rankor and Pissing
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| Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Richard Owl Mirror wrote: No hurricanes have hit this season because ...
there's too much Hot Air emanating from Washington DC :lol:
Actually, hot air helps hurricanes, as does warm water temperatures... however, the oceans were at an all time warmth degree this year, so it's not like the polar ice caps are melting and cooling down the oceans.
Maybe all those prayers in NO did some good. |
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ChuckBerry
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:06 am Post subject: |
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| BUSH!TLER/BUSHIE/BUSHCO/CHIMP HAVE SUCCESSFULLY GOTTEN THE HAARP ANTENNA TO CONTROL GLOBAL WEATHER PATTERNS SOON THEY WILL MAKE SAN FRANCISCO AND LOS ANGELES FREEZE OVER IN RETALIATION FACT |
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Free Thinkr
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| With the black residents of NO safely punished and repressed, Bush has opted to spare the nation any massive hurricanes this season. |
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johnflesh
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| I know I saw a few FEMA, CIA, FBI, and NSA boats out in the gulf going in circle really fast to whip up a hurricane for us. |
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johnflesh
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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You should have titled this forum:
"Type here for a free post count hit." |
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