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[Green]

Pros

Free food- "In communist Russia, you don't pay the restaurant bill, the restaurant bill pays you!"
No math home work- "In communist Russia, you don't solve math problems, the math problems solve you!"
Speed dial- "In communist Russia, you don't dial the phone number, the phone number dials you!"

Cons

Giant man eating chickens- "In communist Russia, you don't eat the chicken, the chicken eats you!"
Oppressive Horses- "In communist Russia, you don't ride the horse, the horse rides you!"
Intresting political forums- "In communist Russia, you don't read the political forum, the political forum reads you!"

Please put other jokes you can think of following the same form.

[Sid]

Pro - infinate labor
"In communist Russia, you don't copy documents, documents copy YOU!"

[LostSoul3412]

Con - Slavery to cars. "In communist Russia, car drives you."

Con - Killer roads. "In communist Russia, road forks you."

Con - Life in the hands of leaders. "In communist Russia, leaders vote for you."

Pro - Pleasure from instruments. "In communist Russia, guitar plays you."

Con - Death by math. "In communist Russia, math subtracts you."

[Swandazi]

Pros:
In communist russia you dont go to the bathroom the goverment goes to the bathroom for you

in communist russia you dont watch the goverment the goverment watches you

in communist russia you do as the communist russians do


Cons:

In communist russia nuclear scientists make as much as mcdonalds employees.

In communist russia the goverment doesnt die for you, you die for the goverment

In communist russia you dont have to build a house, because the goverment made you so poor you cant afford one

in communist russia you dont have to smoke weed your leader smokes it for you

in communist russia you dont have to use guns they communist russians use them on you.

in communist russia you dont have to pay taxes the taxes pay for you.

in communist russia you dont have to exercise no one does..

in communist russia the hockey teams suck

in communist russia you dont have to be cold, but the goverment wants you to be cold to be at equal status with your northern comrades.

[Doowstados]

Most of these are rather stupid >.>

[D@N]

In America, you always trying to find the party; in Soviet Russia, the party is always trying to find you.

[Ragnar Danneskjold]

D@N wrote: In America, you always trying to find the party; in Soviet Russia, the party is always trying to find you.


Thats the best in this thread.

[Ch33kY]

Sid wrote: Pro - infinate labor
"In communist Russia, you don't copy documents, documents copy YOU!"

LostSoul3412 wrote: Con - Slavery to cars. "In communist Russia, car drives you."

Con - Killer roads. "In communist Russia, road forks you."

Con - Life in the hands of leaders. "In communist Russia, leaders vote for you."

Pro - Pleasure from instruments. "In communist Russia, guitar plays you."

Con - Death by math. "In communist Russia, math subtracts you."

:lol:

Best ones.

Swandzi, don't try too hard ;)

[Revenant]

In Soviet Russia, internet history deletes nervous kids searching for porn!

.....

I suck at this.

[Demonic Spoon]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns you on.

In Soviet Russia, music listens to you

In Soviet Russa, dog humps you!

[Abood]

Quote: In America, you always trying to find the party; in Soviet Russia, the party is always trying to find you. LMFAO!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bob.appleyard]

D@N wrote: In America, you always trying to find the party; in Soviet Russia, the party is always trying to find you.

Now that's funny.

[Darth Tiberius]

Demonic Spoon wrote: In Soviet Russia, computer turns you on.

In Soviet Russia, music listens to you

In Soviet Russa, dog humps you!

Actually the computer allready turns many people on.

[Alyssa M.]

Doowstados wrote: Most of these are rather stupid >.> I agree

[agentkgb]

D@N wrote: In America, you always trying to find the party; in Soviet Russia, the party is always trying to find you.
:lol: Best one definitely.

[Piotr]

Wrestling

In Soviet Russia, the fool pities you!


Political

In Soviet Russia, Uncle Sam doesn't need you, you need Uncle Sam!
hm...that sounds like Cold War propaganda...


Judicial

In Soviet Russia, you don't go to the police, the police comes to you! And you don't get trials, the trials get you. And, you don't reform the government, the government reforms you.


Journalism

In Soviet Russia, you don't write about the Truth, the Truth writes about you!


Nutritional

In Soviet Russia, food isn't free, you're free of food!


Relaitvity Theory

In Soviet Russia, you're not moving away from the Earth, the Earth is moving away from you!


Scientific

In Soviet Russia, you don't move faster than light, light moves faster than you!

[Korimyr the Rat]

Ragnar Danneskjold wrote: Thats the best in this thread.

Of course it is. That's the original joke that all of the others are based on. :)

[agentkgb]

Piotr wrote: you don't reform the government, the government reforms you.
:lol: