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Magorion
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject: OBL's niece demands cash from CIA after rumours of his death |
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New York, NY (APE) - CNN news is reporting, in an exclusive interview, that singer-songwriter Wafa Dufor, the niece of Al Qaeda head Osama Bin Laden is demanding that the CIA grant her access to Bin Laden's retirement and pension plan with the agency as Bin Laden's survivor. Dufor insisted that the rumors of Bin Laden's death had been confirmed and that she now wanted to have the CIA honor its commitments to agency family members in regards to pension, retirement, and death benefits.
Dufor produced documents showing that Bin Laden had early on taken advantage of retirement packages offered by the CIA upon his enlistment as a mujahedin in the 1980s in the efforts against the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. Her calculations indicated that Bin Laden had done well with an aggressive portfolio targeted towards early retirement, which had significantly outperformed most investment firms.
CIA chief, Michael Hayden was interviewed, and commented that the agency was performing a full review of Dufor's claims. He insisted, however that any disbursement would first be weighed against claims resulting from the ongoing war on terror and the original 9/11 World Trade Center attack. He expressed optimism that the magnitude of the accumulated funds involved might be sufficient to satisfy the interests of all parties, including Dufor.
In possibly related news, in a quiet ceremony this morning, another star was carved into the CIA's wall of secrecy.
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1935 |
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lilwolf
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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| I think I would tell the gal that she gets the money after we see his nasty ass corpse. She's not entitled to squat until the world sees his carcass. |
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rye
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| Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| mmmkay....bin Laden has a CIA pension....? |
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Angelicus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:14 am Post subject: |
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| Umm given that they qoute the caliphate news network otherwise known as CNN, I don't put much credence in this at all. |
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DSwain
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| Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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That's bloody terrible! That's the problem with observing a system of laws - sometimes the very undeserving benefit. In the press today I read that George Blake, a British MI6 agent who worked for the KGB and escaped from a British prison, has been awarded damages by the European Court of Human Rights because the British government infringed on his civil liberties.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5385152.stm |
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