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Lumina
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| Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:13 am Post subject: |
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Mikate8 wrote: they'd probly take the fetuses off the ground and the ones stuck on peoples clothes and faces and sell them for more guns because fetuses are a hot commodity, its not like you can get fetuses from anywhere, not like they grow from trees
Don't forget everyone, I need a fake fetus for halloween
Fetus monster, gimme gimme
Oh, my goodness, you are such a naughty little provocateur!
LOL, I am sooooo offended and soooooo shocked by what you've said! I am trying very hard to work myself up into a state of outrage!
In the meantime, I think you need to brush your teeth, pop a few zits, and practice your arm-pit farts. Welcome to PCF! Your wit will be quite the predictable addiction to the fora! |
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Mikate8
Joined: 05 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:57 am Post subject: |
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I brushed my teef just now :-D
and i'm seeeeeeerious about the fetus, I think I already have a couple metal clothes hangars left, other than the fetus I just need some fake blood, and corn syrup for womb juice, delicious delecious wooooomb juice
I haven't done any armpit farts in awhile, should I start again :twisted:
But yea, like in an earlier post on here, fetuses raining down on everyone sounds like a bad problem. But not as much as my other one, where the angry lesbians at my school are plotting against me, because they don't like free spirits and hotdogs because hotdogs and sausages look like penises and then they get angry.
ALF- Anti Lesbian Federation
Not all lesbians, just the angry ones with Tom Selleck mustaches or Burt Reynolds Mustaches and want to hurt me
Anyway, yep, peaceful abortion protests sound alright to me |
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Lumina
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| Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Mikate8 wrote: But yea, like in an earlier post on here, fetuses raining down on everyone sounds like a bad problem. But not as much as my other one, where the angry lesbians at my school are plotting against me, because they don't like free spirits and hotdogs because hotdogs and sausages look like penises and then they get angry.
Yikes, sounds like you've got a real problem! But don't worry--high school will be much, much better. You'll see! |
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Obilisk18
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Mikate8 wrote: I brushed my teef just now :-D
and i'm seeeeeeerious about the fetus, I think I already have a couple metal clothes hangars left, other than the fetus I just need some fake blood, and corn syrup for womb juice, delicious delecious wooooomb juice
I haven't done any armpit farts in awhile, should I start again :twisted:
But yea, like in an earlier post on here, fetuses raining down on everyone sounds like a bad problem. But not as much as my other one, where the angry lesbians at my school are plotting against me, because they don't like free spirits and hotdogs because hotdogs and sausages look like penises and then they get angry.
ALF- Anti Lesbian Federation
Not all lesbians, just the angry ones with Tom Selleck mustaches or Burt Reynolds Mustaches and want to hurt me
Anyway, yep, peaceful abortion protests sound alright to me
Umm. Have you been reading any Faulkner lately? Since you're writing comes off a little stream of consciousy. |
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Lumina
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Mikate8 wrote: they'd probly take the fetuses off the ground and the ones stuck on peoples clothes and faces and sell them for more guns because fetuses are a hot commodity, its not like you can get fetuses from anywhere, not like they grow from trees
Don't forget everyone, I need a fake fetus for halloween
Fetus monster, gimme gimme
Judging by your posts thus far, I don't think you need a costume at all. |
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Mikate8
Joined: 05 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Whatch you talkin bout willis?
You must be crazy, this is my senior year in high school. Thats right, and there are lesbians out to get me. You don't believe me but its true, because one of them looks like a dude that shaved his mustache.
No I have not read any Faulkner but one of my friends has and i'm all like "maybe I should get that Faulkner collection, omg its got oprah's name stamped all over it, aghhhhhhhh" thats what my friend said when he saw the bookclub stickers on it.
Oh wait, i'll look on a halloween website for a fake fetus, how silly of me
Yep, if I protested an abortion, it would be peacefully, and i'd bring vaccum cleaners(shop vacs) and wire hangars for all the ladies going inside, but I guess i'd stand in between them all so it doesnt like i'm sided with one or the other because you also have to respect women's rights, unless theyre mean lesbians, cause then you can make lots of jokes at them
like this one joke my friend told me the other day p.s. not trying to be offensive its what really happened
"Hey Mik wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"Women's Rights"
oh my goodness i didnt do it someone else did
Who else here likes peaceful abortion protests instead of fetuses flying everywhere because the clinic was bombed, like that song that teaches not to use WMD, "Safety Dance" c'mon everybody!
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well theyre no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place they'll never find and we can act like we come from out of this world, leave the real one far behind. |
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