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D.A.R.E.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:17 pm Post subject: Does God have sex? |
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| I mean really, the virgin Mary? I bet he banged her. |
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Aqualung
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:38 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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D.A.R.E. wrote: I mean really, the virgin Mary? I bet he banged her.
Why would he have? |
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D.A.R.E.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:41 am Post subject: |
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| Too much E, and you'd think God could get any girl he wanted. Mary must've been HOOOOT! |
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D.A.R.E.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: |
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| LOL what if god really wanted Mary to get an abortion because he found out Mary did it with the Devil, and thier baybe was either divine or satanic! I wonder if there is a prenatal test to check if your son is the spawn of satan. |
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Babylon_Horuv
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:11 am Post subject: |
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| My gods have sex, that's how come we're here. |
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LostSoul3412
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:24 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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D.A.R.E. wrote: I mean really, the virgin Mary? I bet he banged her.
:roll:
You seek to explain something that is unexplainable without faith. If that is your goal, you will fail.
That aside, no, God does not have sex because God does not need to, nor desire to. God's powers created Jesus within the womb of Mary, and through God's power Jesus Christ was born. Sexual intercourse was not necessary. |
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Gilbert1908
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| I believe those who tend to talk about sex the most and in the most absurd and pointless contexts, are those who have no knowledge of it or of female genitalia, since the first and likely last time they will ever have a chance to view such a body part was when they passed through one helpless and crying. |
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_Locke_
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:40 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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LostSoul3412 wrote:
That aside, no, God does not have sex because God does not need to, nor desire to. God's powers created Jesus within the womb of Mary, and through God's power Jesus Christ was born. Sexual intercourse was not necessary.
explain please, I would like to know how he and Mary concived a kid (Jesus) without sex. I mean he didn't have high-tech stuff to do it so something else... and if he can do it, why not us? |
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dtwizzy2k5
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:30 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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_Locke_ wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote:
That aside, no, God does not have sex because God does not need to, nor desire to. God's powers created Jesus within the womb of Mary, and through God's power Jesus Christ was born. Sexual intercourse was not necessary.
explain please, I would like to know how he and Mary concived a kid (Jesus) without sex. I mean he didn't have high-tech stuff to do it so something else... and if he can do it, why not us?
Are you really that stupid, or are you being sarcastic (so hard to tell online)?
God is divine...what part of that dont you understand? He can do anything and everything, simple as that.
And why should we be able to do it just because God can? That is horrible logic. |
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liberty12345
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| well supose if god created adam being the first man he was not born as such. so why can he not do this with mary? :lol: such a stupid question i hope you are being sarcastic. |
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Aqualung
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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D.A.R.E. wrote: Too much E, and you'd think God could get any girl he wanted. Mary must've been HOOOOT!
But she's human. She's nothing compared to him. |
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Aqualung
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:38 pm Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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_Locke_ wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote:
That aside, no, God does not have sex because God does not need to, nor desire to. God's powers created Jesus within the womb of Mary, and through God's power Jesus Christ was born. Sexual intercourse was not necessary.
explain please, I would like to know how he and Mary concived a kid (Jesus) without sex. I mean he didn't have high-tech stuff to do it so something else... and if he can do it, why not us?
We CAN do it. He's God. He didn't need science to tell him how to do it. |
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spearsy23
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mary's cherry was popped as jesus was popping out.
I was just informed by a source i consider reliable that virgin means young woman in greek. |
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Aqualung
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spearsy23 wrote: mary's cherry was popped as jesus was popping out.
I was just informed by a source i consider reliable that virgin means young woman in greek.
Hmmm....
The way I remember is that in Isaiah the Hebrew word translated as virgin means Young Woman, but the greek word means virgin, so they kept it as virgin. |
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toddytodd
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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D.A.R.E. wrote: I mean really, the virgin Mary? I bet he banged her.
I would assume this post is only to incite anger or something in jest, regardless...
If God is who/what people says he is, sex wouldn't have been needed. |
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_Locke_
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| Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:49 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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dtwizzy2k5 wrote: _Locke_ wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote:
That aside, no, God does not have sex because God does not need to, nor desire to. God's powers created Jesus within the womb of Mary, and through God's power Jesus Christ was born. Sexual intercourse was not necessary.
explain please, I would like to know how he and Mary concived a kid (Jesus) without sex. I mean he didn't have high-tech stuff to do it so something else... and if he can do it, why not us?
Are you really that stupid, or are you being sarcastic (so hard to tell online)?
God is divine...what part of that dont you understand? He can do anything and everything, simple as that.
And why should we be able to do it just because God can? That is horrible logic.
What? How did he become divine? Your the stupid one because you do not respect people's questions wanting to know more and I do, I don't want ur stupid answer -
Quote: God is divine...
:shock: come on give me something I can chew on instead of nothing. Your answer is like this
a little kid asks - "Why is the sky blue?"
Adult - "Just because"
Quote: And why should we be able to do it just because God can? That is horrible logic.
And we should do it to cuz didn't he make us in his own image? so why not that way instead of sex? Why our way of sex and not God's way? Explain that! and no crappy answer such as "Just because" |
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johnflesh
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Sex is a scientific example of the course of reproduction, it is a measurement. It explains how humans are reproduced on this earth, not in heaven. Sex is known in other expressionistic forms as love, caring, or nurturing, on this earth, not in heaven. To contrast the intent of God with the intent of a sexless, unexperienced, and obvious immature forum troll is ridiculous but deserves some attention none-the-less.
Like a lock. |
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toddytodd
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| Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:25 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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_Locke_ wrote: dtwizzy2k5 wrote: _Locke_ wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote:
That aside, no, God does not have sex because God does not need to, nor desire to. God's powers created Jesus within the womb of Mary, and through God's power Jesus Christ was born. Sexual intercourse was not necessary.
explain please, I would like to know how he and Mary concived a kid (Jesus) without sex. I mean he didn't have high-tech stuff to do it so something else... and if he can do it, why not us?
Are you really that stupid, or are you being sarcastic (so hard to tell online)?
God is divine...what part of that dont you understand? He can do anything and everything, simple as that.
And why should we be able to do it just because God can? That is horrible logic.
What? How did he become divine? Your the stupid one because you do not respect people's questions wanting to know more and I do, I don't want ur stupid answer -
Quote: God is divine...
:shock: come on give me something I can chew on instead of nothing. Your answer is like this
a little kid asks - "Why is the sky blue?"
Adult - "Just because"
Quote: And why should we be able to do it just because God can? That is horrible logic.
And we should do it to cuz didn't he make us in his own image? so why not that way instead of sex? Why our way of sex and not God's way? Explain that! and no crappy answer such as "Just because"
Quote: a little kid asks - "Why is the sky blue?"
Adult - "Just because"
Many times, this is the answer you get from people with deeply set religious views........ |
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perdidochas
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| Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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D.A.R.E. wrote: I mean really, the virgin Mary? I bet he banged her.
Doesn't this verge on being disrespectful?
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perdidochas
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| Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:07 am Post subject: Re: Does God have sex? |
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_Locke_ wrote: LostSoul3412 wrote:
That aside, no, God does not have sex because God does not need to, nor desire to. God's powers created Jesus within the womb of Mary, and through God's power Jesus Christ was born. Sexual intercourse was not necessary.
explain please, I would like to know how he and Mary concived a kid (Jesus) without sex. I mean he didn't have high-tech stuff to do it so something else... and if he can do it, why not us?
God created the universe out of nothingness. Conceiving a kid without sex would be simple. |
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