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Optimist Slime · Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 67

I am soooo against gun control. I support the open sale of ALL types of guns. I personally want a light machine gun w/ an underslung grenade launcher. But the government says I can't have that. Why? I have committed no crimes. And besides, what if a crew of violent murders and rapists break into my house-a Glock just won't do.
Plus I live in an area where the poor oppressed African-American community live, and rioted a couple years ago. What if one of these poor victims decide to come to my house and get their slavery reperations from my hide? I know that I am evil becauseI am Caucasian, and as I have been correctly taught by my immaculate and sinless African-American instructors, as a foul, murderous, stealing Cracker my natural tendency is to cause harm. But I can't help but wonder if it might be allright to shoot a poor, oppressed African-American if they try to harm me. Or should I simply die? I know that being born evil, as my pale skin testifies to, I should gladly allow my family to be robbed and myself killed, yet for some reason my evil, bigoted white mind can not accept that. Must be because I lack the super computer cells African Americans have from the concentration of mellanin in thei skin, whereas a white devil I lack it. Who knows?

Boneman · Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 511

I have no idea what side your on, but yes I think you should be allowed that stuff as long as you have proved yourself responsible, not insane or a criminal, and actually knew how they worked. And I think your probably trolling, am I right?

Optimist Slime · Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 67

Boneman wrote: I have no idea what side your on, but yes I think you should be allowed that stuff as long as you have proved yourself responsible, not insane or a criminal, and actually knew how they worked. And I think your probably trolling, am I right?

No, I am not. You see I am no good, hence the name Slime. I have been taught by infalliable African-American instructors about how evil I am, how rotten, no good,, what an immoral slimeball I am. So naturally, my depraved white mind wouldn't think right. So I am asking others so I don't make a bad decision based on my innate evilness (being White and all).

Boneman · Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 511

Why are you just worried about black people? I should think your more likley to be shot by a white person, seeing as there are more of them, and more of them have guns.

Optimist Slime · Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 67

Boneman wrote: Why are you just worried about black people? I should think your more likley to be shot by a white person, seeing as there are more of them, and more of them have guns.

Oh, I am not only worried about them. I deserve to be lynched and beaten. because I am a white blue eyed devil. So I can't fault them if my very prescensce makes their youth attack me and my friends with bats and bricks. It's my fault for walking on the wrong side of town, for walking at night. All my fault and I deserve every blow from the bat or stone. Because I am white; I am scum.

Boneman · Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 511

Dont troll, unless you have anything interesting or relevant to the debate to say dont post at all. And is the point of this thread to imply that all gun owners are rascist?

lilwolf · Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 14140 Location: idaho

Just trying to gather his 3 minutes of fame. And clearly trolling

britboy · Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 3552 Location: London

Yea just some bored kiddy .. admins .. please lock (and throw away key!)

OneZero · Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 3413

Optimist Slime wrote: Boneman wrote: I have no idea what side your on, but yes I think you should be allowed that stuff as long as you have proved yourself responsible, not insane or a criminal, and actually knew how they worked. And I think your probably trolling, am I right?

No, I am not. You see I am no good, hence the name Slime. I have been taught by infalliable African-American instructors about how evil I am, how rotten, no good,, what an immoral slimeball I am. So naturally, my depraved white mind wouldn't think right. So I am asking others so I don't make a bad decision based on my innate evilness (being White and all).

:spam:

But I do agree, we should be able to own those things.

papershredder · Joined: 26 Jun 2006 Posts: 54

you should be able to own whatever gun you want. as long as you are not insane, im fine with it.

Enoch · Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 9369

Optimist Slime wrote: Boneman wrote: Why are you just worried about black people? I should think your more likley to be shot by a white person, seeing as there are more of them, and more of them have guns.

Oh, I am not only worried about them. I deserve to be lynched and beaten. because I am a white blue eyed devil. So I can't fault them if my very prescensce makes their youth attack me and my friends with bats and bricks. It's my fault for walking on the wrong side of town, for walking at night. All my fault and I deserve every blow from the bat or stone. Because I am white; I am scum. Well, coach, if you feel that you are scum you may want to see a psychologist. I am sure they can help with these feelings of inferiority.

perdidochas · Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 15424 Location: Florida

Boneman wrote: Why are you just worried about black people? I should think your more likley to be shot by a white person, seeing as there are more of them, and more of them have guns.

Well, in general, for murder, white people have to worry most about other white people, and black people have to worry the most about other black people. People tend to murder within racial boundaries. Statisticially, a black person is more likely to be murdered than a white person.

Green · Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:45 am Post subject:

Why do you need a grenade?

A. It is not effective for home defence
B. The fun of shooting is shooting at targets. Throwing things at targets is baseball.

alclarkey · Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 1496

Green wrote: Why do you need a grenade?

A. It is not effective for home defence
B. The fun of shooting is shooting at targets. Throwing things at targets is baseball.

It is effective for freedom defense. Thats why he needs it, thats why we all need it.

Reverend_HellH0und · Joined: 08 Mar 2004 Posts: 12822 Location: Moving on......

I bet you I would be more responsible with it than most governments so yes. Yes indeed.....

Boneman · Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 511

Green wrote: Why do you need a grenade?

A. It is not effective for home defence
B. The fun of shooting is shooting at targets. Throwing things at targets is baseball.
And theyre a lot of fun to blow up, why do people need fast cars? Because theyre fun, same reasoning with grenades, except legally owned grenades are probably involved in about zero unlawful killings in the US and the rest of the world, yet cars are involved in quite a few.

OneZero · Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 3413

Green wrote: Why do you need a grenade?

A. It is not effective for home defence
B. The fun of shooting is shooting at targets. Throwing things at targets is baseball.

Why do we have to "need" it to own it? Lots of people own TV's when they don't need it, and cars, and computers, and bats, and knives, etc etc.

Revenant · Joined: 16 Apr 2006 Posts: 17805 Location: Bliss

That is some of the worst sarcasm/satire I have ever witnessed on this board. Good for you, you managed to be inarticulate and sputter out sentence fragments for half a page. You deserve a medal.

lilwolf · Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 14140 Location: idaho

You could say the same thing about having a missle defense system in your back yard. It's not against the law to have it but it is against the law to "launch" it without permission and prior notice. That's the way it was but with laws changing so fast I am not sure anymore.

Grenade launcers are not really that accurate anyway.

rightwinger · Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 6

Please clarify, is a grenade launcher a gun :)