Enoch
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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Gryff1nd0r wrote: islandhopper wrote: Gryff1nd0r wrote: UrielsFyre wrote: Gryff1nd0r wrote: I read this article in the local paper, it was a baptist minister talking about how to prevent homosexuality in your son.
He said, "Play rough. Toss your son around, a few bruises are good for him. Toss him up in the air. If he lands on his head, its ok. Better a bump on the head now than finding out he is gay later." Why do I have a feeling he wanted to say "better a bump on the head than a guy giving him head?" ;-)
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It makes me wonder what is the best preventive measure against lesbianism.
Extra Barbies and sparkly nail polish; better to have a cootie-ridden lollypop princess now than a dike later.
Personally I thought barbie was hot, but I'm not sure if that had anything to do with me being a lesbian or not. :lol:
I hate Barbie dolls. I had one once when I was 8 or so, and I dismembered her and fed her to my T-Rex. Not even lying.
Funny! :lol:
All I did was put one of my sister's Barbies in the microwave and partially melted her. She came out looking like a victim of fallout from Three Mile Island :-) |
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