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Rankor and Pissing
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject: The Chavez Picture Caption Contest |
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I saw this picture in a different thread and said to myself, "self - this would be a great picture for a caption contest".
So here it is... have at you!
"... the frozen yogurt comes out and we put it in a huge cup over there..." |
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Swandazi
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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(its not a funny caption but)
He's probly thinking:
what kind of peice of crap cannnon did i just buy from russia. |
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OneZero
Joined: 23 Sep 2005
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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Swandazi wrote: (its not a funny caption but)
He's probly thinking:
what kind of peice of crap cannnon did i just buy from russia.
:lol: |
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Ssushi
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| "So you see how big the image enhancer makes my hand look Mr President" |
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OneZero
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:50 am Post subject: |
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| "We're not sure it works, but the fear factor IS impressive" |
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Patriot911
Joined: 03 Feb 2005
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Location: Denver, CO
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| This thing can produce over 20,000 bubbles a minute on a good day.... |
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Chaos_Leviathan
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
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Location: Houma, LA
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| ... and my propaganda comes out of it here. |
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Stygma
Joined: 28 Sep 2005
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Location: Boulder, Colorado
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| "Great. Get this gigantic fog machine to the hotel and make sure my Russian hookers are ready." |
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Ssushi
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:57 am Post subject: |
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| And if the Americans invade, we'll shoot them with this.... |
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Ozzone
Joined: 19 Sep 2004
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Location: Conquering the land of liberal infestation!
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| Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:42 am Post subject: |
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"Mr. Presidente, I can feel it. The tube is getting warmer. Do you feel it?"
"Yes I do. So tell me again why I paid 25 million Euros for this?" |
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Ssushi
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| Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:13 am Post subject: |
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Ozzone wrote:
"Mr. Presidente, I can feel it. The tube is getting warmer. Do you feel it?"
"Yes I do. So tell me again why I paid 25 million Euros for this?"
"Because Mr. Presidente, the US$ is no longer the currency the world trades in" :lol: |
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lucidnightmare
Joined: 02 Dec 2004
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poweRob
Joined: 14 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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You see Mr. President, if you just twist one of the tubes it turns on the microwave emitter which works wonders. Let me show you. Hand me my cup of coffee. |
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Ssushi
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: |
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And this is guaranteed to give maximum anal pleasure?
(I love caption competitions) :-D |
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Ozzone
Joined: 19 Sep 2004
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Location: Conquering the land of liberal infestation!
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| Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:14 am Post subject: |
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Ssushi wrote: Ozzone wrote:
"Mr. Presidente, I can feel it. The tube is getting warmer. Do you feel it?"
"Yes I do. So tell me again why I paid 25 million Euros for this?"
"Because Mr. Presidente, the US$ is no longer the currency the world trades in" :lol:
No Juan, I meant the 25 million part dumbass. |
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Il Principe
Joined: 05 Feb 2006
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Location: Fortress Europe
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:32 am Post subject: Re: The Chavez Picture Caption Contest |
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Rankor and Pissing wrote:
"Now if you could afford ammo as well, this is where the bullets would come out" |
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Sid
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:58 am Post subject: |
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| "So you're saying you just stuff the kittens in here...." |
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Swandazi
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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| "Ok look here mister presidentey, with this new hooked on phonics learning visual the kids of Venezuala will learn how to spell cannon in no time." |
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Rankor and Pissing
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Ok... you kids there - say FFAR... now sing the FFAR song that we practiced! (Hugo - the press will eat this up! DON'T LOOK IN THERE!) |
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spearsy23
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Fulton, Ks
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| What the hell? I thought i told you to get the manual penis pump. |
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