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Trajan
Joined: 16 Jul 2005
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Location: SE PA
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| Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:48 pm Post subject: Computer virus list |
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The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive . .
with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and recounting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - s*cks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degene res Virus - Hard Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care !
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy .. then discards it through Windows |
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Quicksurf
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Saracen
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