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Melchior
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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Protostar wrote: Melchior wrote: While we are on the subject, can someone explain what morning boner is all about?
Like; WTF. :lol:
You've never gotten one of those?
On the contrary, very often. I want to know why. |
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Enoch
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Coach wrote: UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: I don't allow gay guys on my team, or girls for that matter. They have cheerleading. Wrestling is not for them
Well, there is a stereotype if I ever heard one.
Every single male cheerleader I know is straight. And, I know a lot of gay athletes in many sports....wrestling, basketball, football, baseball, gymnastics (and before you make some gay joke out of gymnasts, take a look at the athletic ability and strength it takes to be a gymnast)
when a guy can't try out for volleyball (at least in my area as there are no boys volleyball teams), then Article 9 cuts both ways. Besides a girl can't compete with a guy because they typically 5-10 lbs heavier due to milkmakers.
Gays shouldn't be on there because I dont' want a gay guy getting a good mental memory of me for masturbation later on. (and don't say it doesn't happen, a good dry hump served me very well a many of times during my teenage years)
OK, so you are basically saying you don't think that gay men are suited for wrestling because of your inane fear that one may find you attractive?
Gee, with such an enlightened outlook on life such as that, why wouldn't you be every gay man's masturbatory fantasy? :roll: |
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Enoch
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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Melchior wrote: Protostar wrote: Melchior wrote: While we are on the subject, can someone explain what morning boner is all about?
Like; WTF. :lol:
You've never gotten one of those?
On the contrary, very often. I want to know why.
It often has to do with being relaxed. Contrary to what one might think, erect is the relaxed state of the penis. The muscle surrounding the base of the penis is circular in shape and constricts as to prevent blood flow to the penis, keeping it flaccid. When that muscle relax, blood flow increases causing an erection. |
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Melchior
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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UrielsFyre wrote: Melchior wrote: Protostar wrote: Melchior wrote: While we are on the subject, can someone explain what morning boner is all about?
Like; WTF. :lol:
You've never gotten one of those?
On the contrary, very often. I want to know why.
It often has to do with being relaxed. Contrary to what one might think, erect is the relaxed state of the penis. The muscle surrounding the base of the penis is circular in shape and constricts as to prevent blood flow to the penis, keeping it flaccid. When that muscle relax, blood flow increases causing an erection.
Wow, who would have thought?
You learn something new everyday. :lol: |
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spearsy23
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Location: Fulton, Ks
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| i've also read somewhere that every hour or two the brain does a sorta equipment check to make sure everything still works properly when you sleep. |
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Coach
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: I don't allow gay guys on my team, or girls for that matter. They have cheerleading. Wrestling is not for them
Well, there is a stereotype if I ever heard one.
Every single male cheerleader I know is straight. And, I know a lot of gay athletes in many sports....wrestling, basketball, football, baseball, gymnastics (and before you make some gay joke out of gymnasts, take a look at the athletic ability and strength it takes to be a gymnast)
when a guy can't try out for volleyball (at least in my area as there are no boys volleyball teams), then Article 9 cuts both ways. Besides a girl can't compete with a guy because they typically 5-10 lbs heavier due to milkmakers.
Gays shouldn't be on there because I dont' want a gay guy getting a good mental memory of me for masturbation later on. (and don't say it doesn't happen, a good dry hump served me very well a many of times during my teenage years)
OK, so you are basically saying you don't think that gay men are suited for wrestling because of your inane fear that one may find you attractive?
Gee, with such an enlightened outlook on life such as that, why wouldn't you be every gay man's masturbatory fantasy? :roll:
yeah, that's the problem when you pack a fire hose underneath a singlet. |
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Gryff1nd0r
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| "Coach", this is the stupidest thread I've ever seen. That said, if you really use that tactic, it is just a disgrace to you and your sport. |
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spearsy23
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Coach wrote: UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: I don't allow gay guys on my team, or girls for that matter. They have cheerleading. Wrestling is not for them
Well, there is a stereotype if I ever heard one.
Every single male cheerleader I know is straight. And, I know a lot of gay athletes in many sports....wrestling, basketball, football, baseball, gymnastics (and before you make some gay joke out of gymnasts, take a look at the athletic ability and strength it takes to be a gymnast)
when a guy can't try out for volleyball (at least in my area as there are no boys volleyball teams), then Article 9 cuts both ways. Besides a girl can't compete with a guy because they typically 5-10 lbs heavier due to milkmakers.
Gays shouldn't be on there because I dont' want a gay guy getting a good mental memory of me for masturbation later on. (and don't say it doesn't happen, a good dry hump served me very well a many of times during my teenage years)
OK, so you are basically saying you don't think that gay men are suited for wrestling because of your inane fear that one may find you attractive?
Gee, with such an enlightened outlook on life such as that, why wouldn't you be every gay man's masturbatory fantasy? :roll:
yeah, that's the problem when you pack a fire hose underneath a singlet.
In all seriousness i've never witnessed a gay guy seriously hit on a straight guy. And if they know you're as big a homophobe as you obviously are (and it would be obvious to them too) they're NOT going to be attracted to the coach who likes to coach people wearing less than underwear :P |
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Enoch
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Coach wrote: UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: I don't allow gay guys on my team, or girls for that matter. They have cheerleading. Wrestling is not for them
Well, there is a stereotype if I ever heard one.
Every single male cheerleader I know is straight. And, I know a lot of gay athletes in many sports....wrestling, basketball, football, baseball, gymnastics (and before you make some gay joke out of gymnasts, take a look at the athletic ability and strength it takes to be a gymnast)
when a guy can't try out for volleyball (at least in my area as there are no boys volleyball teams), then Article 9 cuts both ways. Besides a girl can't compete with a guy because they typically 5-10 lbs heavier due to milkmakers.
Gays shouldn't be on there because I dont' want a gay guy getting a good mental memory of me for masturbation later on. (and don't say it doesn't happen, a good dry hump served me very well a many of times during my teenage years)
OK, so you are basically saying you don't think that gay men are suited for wrestling because of your inane fear that one may find you attractive?
Gee, with such an enlightened outlook on life such as that, why wouldn't you be every gay man's masturbatory fantasy? :roll:
yeah, that's the problem when you pack a fire hose underneath a singlet. okay, you give yourself an awful lot of credit. Besides, what is the coach doing in a singlet? |
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connermt
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
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Location: CMH OHIO
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UrielsFyre wrote: Coach wrote: yeah, usually the guys who pop a semi-wood are weeded out pretty quick. Wrestlers don't want gay people rubbing all over them. Just like I don't want to wrestle a chick because I might get aroused, a gay guy on my back poses the same threat. Besides, if they insist on doing a sport, they should stick to cheerleading
And people incapable of looking past a person's sexual orientation should stick to Klan memberships.
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milo1047
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| I hope that everyone else finds this thread as dispicable as I do. :? |
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Kt
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You people are so gulliable, Coach is obviously a liberal in disguise...
Nobody can be that damn stupid... |
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John Galt
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