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Melchior
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:37 am Post subject: The Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong |
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The Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
Homosexuality is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in North America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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PrinceJunius
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Those dumb f**s ruin everything.
Seriously though, every homosexual should go on a strike until gay marriage is legalized. That way, there would be no possible wedding planners available for heterosexual weddings. We either get married like everyone else, or no one gets married at all. |
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Locke25
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"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
hanging around tall people makes you tall? wtf?...
"Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites."
*cough*F*CKINGASSHOLEJUSTCALLEDWOMENPROPERTY*cough*
"Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children."
old people? :lol:
"Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract."
there's a big difference between dogs and other men... |
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Jay2014
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:17 am Post subject: Re: The Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong |
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Melchior wrote: The Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
Homosexuality is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in North America.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
:rotf: :clap:
this is one of the best posts on the subject ive seen melchior. |
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Anarko-Kapitalizt
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soldierofchrist wrote: PrinceJunius wrote: Those dumb f**s ruin everything.
Seriously though, every homosexual should go on a strike until gay marriage is legalized. That way, there would be no possible wedding planners available for heterosexual weddings. We either get married like everyone else, or no one gets married at all.
Or they could hire a woman wedding planner. Brillant idea! :roll: If gays want to go on strike and lose their jobs, security, etc. they can go right ahead. The rest of society will go on quite nicely......
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Ek0nomik
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| I haven't been around here long enough to judge the topic starters opinion on the matter. Until than, I'll watch and maybe join on in if a debate starts here. :) |
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kev51pike
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Locke25 wrote: "Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
hanging around tall people makes you tall? wtf?...
"Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites."
*cough*F*CKINGASSHOLEJUSTCALLEDWOMENPROPERTY*cough*
"Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children."
old people? :lol:
"Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract."
there's a big difference between dogs and other men...
You must be kidding. Please tell me you are kidding. |
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Jay2014
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Locke25 wrote: "Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
hanging around tall people makes you tall? wtf?...
"Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites."
*cough*F*CKINGASSHOLEJUSTCALLEDWOMENPROPERTY*cough*
"Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children."
old people? :lol:
"Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract."
there's a big difference between dogs and other men...
the post was sarcastic |
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Locke25
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Location: Georgia
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Jay2014 wrote: Locke25 wrote: "Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
hanging around tall people makes you tall? wtf?...
"Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites."
*cough*F*CKINGASSHOLEJUSTCALLEDWOMENPROPERTY*cough*
"Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children."
old people? :lol:
"Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract."
there's a big difference between dogs and other men...
the post was sarcastic
:lol: i know, and i found it quite funny. no one could possibly be that stupid!! |
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StrangerWitCandy
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Location: Fairfax, VA
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SLaY3r wrote: soldierofchrist wrote: PrinceJunius wrote: Those dumb f**s ruin everything.
Seriously though, every homosexual should go on a strike until gay marriage is legalized. That way, there would be no possible wedding planners available for heterosexual weddings. We either get married like everyone else, or no one gets married at all.
Or they could hire a woman wedding planner. Brillant idea! :roll: If gays want to go on strike and lose their jobs, security, etc. they can go right ahead. The rest of society will go on quite nicely......
:clap: :clap:
:lol: you people keep wishing... |
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Jay2014
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Locke25 wrote: Jay2014 wrote: Locke25 wrote: "Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
hanging around tall people makes you tall? wtf?...
"Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites."
*cough*F*CKINGASSHOLEJUSTCALLEDWOMENPROPERTY*cough*
"Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children."
old people? :lol:
"Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract."
there's a big difference between dogs and other men...
the post was sarcastic
:lol: i know, and i found it quite funny. no one could possibly be that stupid!!
my bad :-D |
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George W Bush
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